Es gibt ja den beruehmten Scherz der kuerzesten Buecher der Welt wie “Vornehmes benehmen von Dennis Rodman“ etc. Auf jedenfall kann man das ja mal auf das Wrestling ausweiten. Also hier die 100 kuerzesten Buecher des Wrestling.


100. “My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends” von Juventud Guerrera

99. “My Life Without WWE” vom Undertaker

98. “Unshakeable Principles I Live By” von Vince McMahon

97. “Good reasons why I`m in the WWE Hall of Fame” von Big John Studd

96. “To Tell The Truth” von Hulk Hogan

95. “My Life As A Woman” von Chyna

94. “WWE Bookers With Really Good Ideas” von Terry Taylor

93. “My Thoughts” von Eugene

92. “Well-Fucked Virgins” von Molly Holly

91. “My Life Without My Father” von Stephania McMahon

90. “How to be Funny” von Chris Benoit

89. “Things I would not do for Money” von Tommy Dreamer

88. “The Wild Years” von Shane McMahon

87. “WWE Storylines you can understand” von unbekannt

86. “My Favorite Barbers” von Ed Leslie

85. “How I became a Wrestler” von Jeff Hardy

84. “My Sober Life“ von Rick Rude

83. “Living successfully single and on your own” von Andre the Giant

82. “Kay Fabian`s Life” von Bruno Sammartino

81. “How to Dress like a real man” von Jim Cornette

80. “JBL: A Portrait of Integrity” von John Bradshaw Layfield

79. “My time in the WWE” von Nathan Jones

78. “Everything I know about Being Cool” vom Bastian Booger

77. “How to get the WWE Championtitle” von Jeff Jarrett

76. “Matches I've won on Skill Alone” von Ahmed Johnson

75. “The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages” von John Cena

74. “My Life in Wrestling” von Lawrence Taylor aka LT

73. “Volume One Of Vince McMahon`s Morality Encyclopedia” von unbekannt

72. “How to Perform a Picture-Perfect Finisher” von AJ Styles

71. “My left foot” von Zach Gowen

70. “I build my career on my skills……not Stunts” von Mick Foley

69. “A History of the Title Tournament`s in Brazil” von WWE

68. “The Power of Gimmick Consistency” von Charles Wright

67. “10 Keys to Sobriety” von Scott Hall

66. “The Art of Selling“ von The Rock

65. “A Happy Home Life And Marriage” von Steve Austin

64. ”Anything Written” von The Berzerker

63. “Behave Yourself” von dem Big Bossman

62. “My Unbroken Promises” von Shawn Michaels

61. “Everything Marks Know About Wrestling” von Chris Jericho

60. “My Fan Mail” von Muhammed Hassan

59. “How To Be A Successful Booker” von Dusty Rhodes

58. “Kane`s Greatest Speeches” von Glen Jacobs

57. “Safe Wrestling” von Mark Henry

56. “The American Way” von Karl von Krupp

55. “Hulk Hogan`s Acting Tips” von Hulk Hogan

54. “The Best Things About WWE” von Steve Corino

53. “The Gentle Side of Ivan Koloff“ von Ivan Koloff

52. “My worst Wrestling Matches in the 90s” von Kenta Kobashi

51. “Booking made Easy” von Ric Flair

50. “Moving On With Your Life” von Bret Hart

49. “Staying healthy for career longevity” von Steve Austin

48. “1001 Reasons I will be WWE Champ someday” von Gene Snitsky

47. “Dave Scherer`s Big Book of Reliable Sources” von Dave Scherer

46. “Blading hurting my career” von Ric Flair

45. “Character Development: A Practical Guide For Recovering From Necrophillia Angles” von Triple H

44. “People who have lost retirement matches in wrestling and stayed retired” von Terry Funk

43. “WWE divas I don't want to have sex with” von Vince McMahon

42. “People Ive put over in Title Matches” von Shawn Michaels

41. “My career highlights of 2005” von Lita

40. “Cheap Pops Made Easy” von Bryan Danielson

39. “My Success after Hulk Hogan jumps to the WWF” von Verne Gagne

38. “Getting in shape” von The Big Show

37. “The Excellence of Execution” von Chris Masters

36. “How to start a successful sports league” von Vince McMahon

35. “My Most Memorable Ladder Matches” von John Heidenreich

34. “1001 Easy Suicide Methods” von Tim White

33. “My love to Independent Wrestling” von Gerald Brisco

32. “My best Gimmick Ideas” von Jim Ross

31. “How to build your body without Roids” von Scott Steiner

30. “Heroic tales from my military days” von Sgt Slaughter

29. “How to book a successful feud and Storyline” von Stephanie McMahon

28. “Why wrestling is still cool” von dem Boogeyman

27. “Tales of My Long and Successful Wrestling Career” von Lex Luger

26. “Translating Talent into Success” von Chris Kanyon

25. “How to use Ringpsychology in a Wrestling Match“ von Jeff Hardy

24. “Medications that I dont need” von Raven

23. “The Importance of Selling for Your Opponent” von den Road Warriors

22. “Successful Promoting” von Vince Russo

21. “Walking made easy” von Kevin Nash

20. “1001 Reason`s Gay Marriage is Wrong” von Pat Patterson

19. “A Study of the Art of the Sit Down Powerbomb” von Batista

18. “My Greatest Gimmicks” von Stevie Richards

17. “My Legitimate Title Reigns” von David Arquette

16. “The Big Book of Top Rope Moves” von Sycho Sid

15. “Everything I love about WWE” von mir

14. “My Future in Hip Hop” von Randy Savage

13. “The Art of getting over” von Billy Kidman

12. “Women over 30 I have sex with” von Jerry Lawler

11. “How to make friends at the workplace” von Bruiser Brody

10. “Advantages of Great Workrate” von Viscera

9. “Everything I know about wrestling” von Mass Transit

8. “Using Steroids Safely” von Superstar Billy Graham

7. “My Greatest Announcing Moments” von Tony Schiavone

6. “Breaking Kayfabe“ von Dory Funk Sr

5. “People Ive put over” von The Original Sheik

4. “People besides me who think I am a good wrestler” von The Ultimate Warrior

3. “Turning your wrestling knowledge into financial success” von Paul Heyman

2. “People on the Internet Who`s Opinion I Value” von Vince McMahon

1. “The big book of Wrestling Moves” von Bill Goldberg

Original von PsYcHo
LOL

zu geil, selber zusammengestellt?

Ein paar anregungen habe ich mir von der normalen Version gehollt, aber die Wrestling zusammenstellung ist meine.

Hier mal die kuerzesten Wrestling Buecher von 200 bis 101.


200. “How to Succeed Without Nepotism” Sammelband der Von Erich Familie

199. “Wrestling Holds I Don't Know” von Lou Thesz.

198. “My Matches as a Face” von Buddy Rose

197. “Dress for Success” von Naked Mideon

196. “Sunny Days“ vom Undertaker

195. “The First Lady of Wrestling“ von Christy Hemme

194. “Moonsault to Stardom“ von The Big Show

193. “Lucky Legs“ von Zach Gowen

192. “How to Kick Your Internet Addiction” von Vince Fahey

191. “Empire Building Through Mergers and Acquisitions” von Jim Crockett Jr

190. “Low Key Indirect Selling” von Lex Luger

189. “The Complete Book of Locks I Couldnt Pick” von Danny Hodge

188. “How not To Wrestle A Relative” von Bret Hart

187. “I am a Woman” von Chyna - Co Writer Nicole Bass

186. “Workers that did Jobs for me” von Martin Burns

185. “Wrestling Holds I do Know” von Bill Goldberg

184. “Respect For Women” von Jerry Lawler, Vorwort von Vince McMahon

183. “Things I dont know about Wrestling” von Crimson Mask

182. “My Matches as a Heel” von Ricky Steamboat

181. “My legit Wrestling Holds” von Rey Mysterio Jr

180. “All the Money I made in Wrestling” von Paul Heyman

179. “All the WCW Matches I worked Sober in the 90s” von Scott Hall

178. “Scientific Wrestling” von Hulk Hogan

177. “Matches where I Never Threw a Punch” Sammelband aller WWE Wrestler

176. “The Farmer`s Daughter” von Stephanie McMahon

175. “Share and Share Alike” von Vince McMahon

174. “How to be an Intelligent Play by Play Announcer” von Mark Madden

173. “How to be an Intelligent Color Commentator” von David Crockett

172. “Lex Luger`s book on wrestling holds”

171. “Hulk Hogans hair tips”

170. “Stephanie McMahon`s book How to write winning TV”

169. “Linda McMahon`s book on acting”

168. “My tribute to Pro Wrestlings History, a respect for the past” von Vince McMahon (nun das waere wirklich das duennste Wrestling Buch).

167. “People I Couldnt Hurt With Just My Fingers” von Danny Hodge

166. “All My Friends” von Ole Anderson

165. “The Complete List Of People That Dont Like Me” von Jack Brisco

164. “The Times I Called A Match Badly” von Gordon Solie

163. “My WWF Title Reign” von Andre The Giant

162. “The Complete List Of All The Bigger Nick Bockwinkel Fans Than Me” von mir

161. “Mil Mascaras All Time Greatest Sell Jobs”

160. “Why I Am The Greatest Wrestler Of All Time” von Hulk Hogan

159. “How To Stay Out Of Backstage Politics” von Shawn Michaels

158. “Early Retirement” von Abdullah The Butcher

157. “How To Draw A Female Audience” von dem Bastian Booger

156. “What It Takes To Be A Hero In Canada” von Shawn Michaels

155. “How To Push Ricky Steamboat” von Vince McMahon

154. “The Complete Guide To Pro Wrestling” von David Arquette

153. “How to retain a title cleanly in the 80's” von Ric Flair

152. “How to book a great finish to a match” von Dusty Rhodes

151. “The Freebirds-Von Erichs great friendship” von Michael Hayes

150. “How to put over better talent” vom Original Sheik

149. “Speaking confidently in public” von Bobby Eaton

148. “Getting the most out of your ability” von Barry Horrowitz

147. “The Joys of Retirement” von Terry Funk

146. “Handling Office Politics” von Bret Hart

145. “Finding Your One and Only Wife” von Steve Austin und Jerry Lawler

144. “From the Field to the Ring, My Success Story” von Steve McMichael

143. “On Being WWF IC Champ” von Butch Reed

142. “How I Won Over WWF Fans” von Mr Fuji

141. “Dress For Success” von Mic Foley

140. “My Wrestlemania Matches” von Kamala

139. “The Art of Winning” vom Brooklyn Brawler

138. “My Reign as WWWF World Champion” vom Iron Sheik

137. “My Brilliant Career” vom Goobles Gooker

136. “Thinner Thighs in Thirty Days” von Adrian Adonis

135. “How To Win Friends and Influence People” von Bruiser Brody

134. “The Art of Booking” von Vince Russo

133. “Bucking the NWA: A Rebel's Guide” von Bob Roop

132. “Modesty” von Ric Flair

131. “Low-Fat Vegan Cooking” von Yokozuna, Vorwort von Viscera

130. “What I Hate About Lou Thesz” von mir

129. “Serenity, Peace & Tranquility: Meditation Techniques” vom Ultimate Warrior

128. “Honesty in Journalism” von Dave Meltzer

127. “Australia's National Hero: An Autobiography” von Outback Jack

126. “Know Your Wrestling Holds” von David Flair

125. “El Matador, My Best Gimmick” von Tito Santana

123. “Thoughtful, intelligent Promos” vom Ultimate Warrior

122. “Our time in the WWF” von den Freebirds

121. “Big Matches We Didn't Bleed In” von Ric Flair und Dusty Rhodes

120. “Respecting Your Co-Workers” von Hardcore Holly

119. “My Reign as NWA World Heavyweight Champion” von Rhyno

118. “How to stay on top for decades” von AJ Styles

117. “My Reign as WWE Champion” von Kane

116. “Training the Natural Way” von Bobby Lashley, Vorwort von Scott Steiner

115. “Appeasing the Promoter” von Bruiser Brody

114. “How to Wrestle Hour-Long Broadways” von Batista

113. “How to stay in one territory” von Abdullah the Butcher

112. “One bad gimmick won't hurt you” von Terry Taylor

111. “How to make rap gimmicks work” von Oscar, Mo und Mabel

110. “Wrestling Holds I Mastered During My 20 Years At The Top” von Hulk Hogan

109. “Wrestlers Who Loved and Respected Me” von Bill Goldberg

108. “Matches I Wrestled Without a Pencil” vom Sheik

107. “Matches I Wrestled Without Biting My Opponent” von Freddie Blassie

106. “Why I Love Sports Entertainment” von Bruno Sammartino und von mir

105. “Why I Am The Future of Wrestling” von Gene Snitsky

104. “How to Push Younger Talent” von Jerry Jarrett

103. “My Greatest Matches” von Jeff Hardy

102. “How to Keep Your Kids Drug Free” von Fritz Von Erich

101. “Steriods: What They Can't Do For You.” von Vince McMahon

Ich wollte das Topic mal wieder hoch hollen, und schreibe gleichzeitig noch die Top 10 Wrestler Biographien mit den Titlen dazu die 2007 erscheinen werden....

10. The Ultimate Warrior: “An Unusually Stubborn Attempt to Think Straight”

9. Chyna: “Things Can't Get Any Wor...Oh, ****”

8. Missy Hyatt: “My Life Experience: The bigger they are the harder they come”

7. Vince Russo: “Why God Hates Me”

6. Scott Hall: “How I ruined my liver”

5. Jeff Hardy: “Useless”

4. Jerry Lawler: “Me so Horny”

3. Lex Luger: “As long as there`s Sex and Drugs…”

2. Scott Hall`s zweites Buch: “I Pay $600 a month in Child Support & All I Have is this Lousy T-Shirt”

1. Sunny: “Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever”

Ich holle den Thread mal hoch, nachdem gestern die MMA Buecher dran waren, geht es hier weiter mit 30 aktuellen Versionen der kuerzesten Wrestling Buecher die es gibt, wobei eine Familie diesesmal verdient domminiert.

30. “Controlled Substances We Haven`t Used” von dem gesamten WWE Roster
29. “Financial Planning for Your Future” von Ric Flair
28. “The Ken Kennedy Guide To Tolerance” von Ken Kennedy
27. “How to Attract and Romance an Older Woman” von Jerry Lawler
26. “More Honest Than Abe: Integrity” von Ken Kennedy
25. “How to keep your reserve and speak eloquently” von Don West
24. “The Art of Friendship” von Edge, Lita & Matt Hardy
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23. “How to make marriage work” von Edge
22. “Treat Your Woman Like a LADY” von Steve Austin
21. “Get Big - The Natural Way” von Scott Steiner
20. “My Life as a Wrestler” von Pacman Jones
19. “You Can Do It On Your Own!” von Reid Flair
18. “Defining Workrate: How to Get a Five Star Match” von The Great Khali
17. “Chasing A Dynasty: The Teddy Hart Story” von Teddy Hart
16. “Always Come Out On Top” von Funaki
15. “Showing Grace and Smoothness in the Ring” von Batista
14. “The Complete Guide To Technical Wrestling” von den WWE Divas
13. “Big Muscles, Bigger Talent” von Gene Snitsky
12. “How To Pick Up Girls” von Orlando Jordan
11. “The John Layfield guide to proper workplace behavior” von JBL
10. “Mabel`s Diet Tips” von Big Daddy V
9. “No, Seriously, I Lost My Smile….” von Shawn Michaels
8. “Taking It Easy After 70” von Gypsy Joe
7. “A Child`s First Dictionary” von Ron Simmons
6. “The Ultimate Guide to Effective Public Speaking” von Ken Kennedy
5. “Great defensive driving techniques” von Nick Hogan
4. “Successful Parenting” von Linda & Hulk Hogan
3. “A Loving and Lasting Marriage” von Hulk Hogan
2. “Hair Care Tips” von Hulk Hogan
1. “Teaching Your Kids That Freedom Comes With Responsibility” von Linda & Hulk Hogan

Hier mal die 50. kuerzesten Wrestling Buecher von 2014

50. “The Technical Wizardry of the Samoans” von Meng
49. “Edge is My Favorite Wrestler” von Matt Hardy
48. “How to Draw a Reaction” von Epico & Primo
47. “Pro Wrestling Greats Born In Stamford, Mass.” von Vince McMahon
46. “100 Good Reasons why I love Vince Russo” von Jim Cornette
45. “Logic 101” von Vince Russo
44. “Knowing When To Walk Away” & “My Life in Retirement” von Ric Flair
43. “Going out with a blast” von Brock Lesnar und Bill Goldberg, die ueber ihr Wrestlemania XX Match berichten
42. ”She`s dead?” von Kane
41. “How to Maintain Your Dignity on National Television” von Natalie Neidhart
40. “Household Uses For Chairshots“ von Tommy Dreamer
39. “The Genius Of Dixie Carter” von Bob Carter
38. “Don't Overdo It! The Rock`s Guide To Selling” von The Rock
37. “Tips on Passing the Wellness Policy” von Rey Mysterio Jr.
36. “Family Values” von Bret Hart
35. “My day on Smackdown” von Hade Vansen
34. “Walking to the Ring: A Lost Art” von Vince McMahon
33. “Learn 100 different facial expressions” von den Bella Twins
32. “Flawless Execution in the Ring” von Sin Cara
31. “Learn English with The Great Khali” vom Great Khali
30. “I know what the fans want - How to bring in the Ratings” von Dixie Carter
29. “Lessons in Fiscal Responsibility” von Ric Flair
28. “Character Development” von Kofi Kingston
27. “Respecting other Countries Flags” von Jack Swagger (Vorwort von Chris Jericho)
26. “Two easy Steps to WWE Success” von Zach Gowen
25. “The Importance of a Suit & Tie on National Television” von Bray Wyatt
24. “My steady and successful WWE Career” von Sin Cara
23. “The legacy of El Torito” von El Torito
22. “Chain Wrestling” von Ryback
21. “Top 10 Tanning Tips” von Sheamus
20. “My Rise to the Top” von Lord Tensai
19. “How to Make Millions as a Wrestling Promoter” von Dixie Carter
18. “Tracing Your Family Tree” von den Hunter Hearst Helmsley
17. “Pat Patterson and Me” - Lana
16. “I dig old chicks” von Jerry Lawler
15. “WWE Divas - A Feminist Perspective” von Linda McMahon
14. “The Joys of Liberalism” by JBL
13. “Heat Magnet” von Alberto Del Rio
12. “My Life as a Champion” von Heath Slater
11. “Slim Down, Feel Great” von The Big Show
10. “How to substain a Push” von Cesaro
09. “Shane McMahon: The Wild Years” von Shane McMahon
08. “How to easily get 2.0 Point Ratings” von Dixie Carter
07. “Blaghrgwgwgew” von The Great Khali
06. “What About My Intelligence?” von Brie Bella
05. “Screw the Rock, I did it for myself!” von Rikishi
04. “Tips on how to grow up fast” von Hornswoggle
03. “Build your body to perfection” von Brodus Clay
02. “NO“ von Daniel Bryan
01.“Acting 101 - The Importance of being a good Actress in WWE“ von den Bella Twins

“How to have a long productive career in WWE” von Sin Cara

“No need for turns to stay relevant” von The Big Show

“Curt Hawkins tips on dominance” von Curt Hawkins

“Naomi`s Influence in Professional Wrestling” von Naomi

“Viking Wrestling Legends” von Rowan….Harper….BLUDGEON BROTHERS

“The Basic Guide to Lucha Libre” von Braun Strowman

“Mixing Up your Moveset” von Brock Lesnar

“The Importance of the WWE US Heavyweight Title” von WWE

“A Millennium Of Good Wrestling Matches with Lana” von Lana

“The Guide to getting a better fan reaction than your father” von Jason Jordan

“Americas most popular Wrestler” von Roman Reigns

“Words That Exist in the English Language Besides 'Dude' and 'Brother' that I use frequently” von Hulk Hogan

“Wrestler Right Advances with Ethics in Professional Wrestling” von Vince McMahon

“The complete tale of an Indian Hero” von Jinder Mahal

“Parts Unknown - the phone book” vom Undertaker

“My Life as a Free Agent” von John Cena

“My Guide to the WWE Championship” von Rusev

“Delete” von Matt Hardy

“Contraception” von Kurt Angle

“A Mature Day In My Life” von Paige

“Beating The Crap Out Of Part Timers” vom WWE Main Roster

“The Babyface Greatest Thinkers” vom WWE Babyface Roster

“My complete Fain Mail” von Sunil Singh

“The gentle side of Samoa Joe” von Samoa Joe

“A Healthy Wrestling Style for a long life” von Katsuyori Shibata

“How we became Shield members - The complete Story!” von Kurt Angle und Triple H

“Shinsuke Nakamura`s Compendium For English Pronunciation” von Shinsuke Nakamura

“The Miz dramatic acting tips” von The Miz

“Winnin the big one” von Nia Jax

“Career Opportunities for failed wyatt members” von den fucking Bludgeon Brothers

“How to win friends as a teenager” von Kane

“100 Giants who had a successful elves Gimmick” von Braun Strowman

“Dean Malenko Influence on Bill Goldberg” von Bill Goldberg

“Sister Abigail - A Feminists Perspective” von Bray Wyatt

“Household uses for jumping of a Cage” von Shane McMahon

“My Life with my Son” von Kurt Angle

“My unbroken promises” von WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump