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  • Dann geh schon mal.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Deinen Heavyweight Penis kannst du trotzdem schonmal in die Ecke stellen.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Original von RDLA
    Deinen Heavyweight Penis kannst du trotzdem schonmal in die Ecke stellen.

    :lol:
    und ich dachte ich waere der einzigste verrueckte hier auf dem Board :D ;)

    We were Soldiers-We were Penis
    Apocalypse Now-Penis Now :D
    The Shockmaster botcht sein Debut als er hinfaellt….
    Davey Boy Smith kommentiert das trocken im Fernsehen:“He fell flat on his fooking arse…”
  • Viel mehr Angst hätte ich vor Black Hawk Penis oder As We Were Penis.

    BTW: War das mit dem Heavyweight Penis überhaupt richtig, oder hätte es doch eher Cruiserweight Penis heißen müssen. ;) *vorsichtshalber in Deckung geh*
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Original von RDLA
    BTW: War das mit dem Heavyweight Penis überhaupt richtig, oder hätte es doch eher Cruiserweight Penis heißen müssen. ;) *vorsichtshalber in Deckung geh*

    *ueberleg,Frauanschauundfrag?gleichnachmess*ja stimmt schon :D Kannst deinen CW Champion wieder einpacken ;)
    The Shockmaster botcht sein Debut als er hinfaellt….
    Davey Boy Smith kommentiert das trocken im Fernsehen:“He fell flat on his fooking arse…”
  • Besser CW Champ als CW Penis. ;)
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Du kennst dich aber gut aus.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Original von RDLA
    Du kennst dich aber gut aus.

    du aber auch ;)
    Was sagt eigentlich Unicorn dazu?

    Aber hier noch ein kleiner Joke zwischendurch.
    A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
    The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

    oder noch einer

    Ein Vater will herausfinden, wieviel seine 6-, 10- und 14 jaehrigen Toechter bereits ueber Sex wissen. Er geht also zu seiner aeltesten Tochter, laesst die Hosen runter und fraegt sie, was das da unten sei. Tochter: "ein Penis!" Vater: "und was macht man damit?" Tochter: "Ficken!" Der Vater verpasst ihr eine Ohrfeige: "Schaem dich! Du bist doch noch zu jung dafuer!" Nun geht er zu seiner 10-jaehrigen Tochter und laesst wieder die Hosen runter: V: "Was ist den das?" T: "Ein Penis!" V: "Was macht man damit?" T: "Ficken!" V teilt wieder eine Ohrfeige aus und sagt: "Schaem dich! Du bist doch noch viel zu jung fuer sowas!" dann geht er zu seiner jungsten Tochter und das selbe Spielchen beginnt: Hosen runter und die Frage: "Was ist das?" T: "ein Penis!" V: "was macht man damit?" T: "spielen!" V: "Spielen? Was meinst du damit?" T: "na spielen eben. Zum Ficken ist er zu klein!"

    :lol:
    The Shockmaster botcht sein Debut als er hinfaellt….
    Davey Boy Smith kommentiert das trocken im Fernsehen:“He fell flat on his fooking arse…”
  • Frau: Wäre schön wenn du geil wärst.
    Mann: Wäre geil wenn du schön wärst.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Original von RDLA
    Frau: Wäre schön wenn du geil wärst.
    Mann: Wäre geil wenn du schön wärst.

    :D auch genial. :D

    Final Destination -Penis Destination oder Final Penis
    The League of the Extraordinary Penis
    Bad Boys 2-Bad Penis 2.
    Bruce Almighty-Penis Almighty :D :lol:
    Just Married-Just Penis :D
    Kill Bill-Kill Penis :D
    The Shockmaster botcht sein Debut als er hinfaellt….
    Davey Boy Smith kommentiert das trocken im Fernsehen:“He fell flat on his fooking arse…”
  • Catchphrase Penis game

    Und die neuste Version vom Penis Game :D


    -What you gonna do when the 24inch Penis runs wild on you :lol: :lmfao: :D

    Austin: What?-Penis?
    Rock: If you smelll what the Penis is cooking?
    Rock: thats the bottom line,cause Penis said so
    Rock:Finally,the Penis has come back to ........
    Rock: Sick Freak-Sick Penis
    Undertaker: This is my Yard-This is my Penis
    The Shockmaster botcht sein Debut als er hinfaellt….
    Davey Boy Smith kommentiert das trocken im Fernsehen:“He fell flat on his fooking arse…”
  • Es reizt sich aus.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.
  • Mein zweiter Vorname ist Spielverderber. ;)

    Und eine Vielseitigkeit sehe ich nicht. Immer nur das eine Wort. Als Psychoanalytiker würde ich da eine Kastrationsangst herauslesen.
    There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.