10.04.2006, 19:40
-Filling in a job application, you list "can break an arm in six different places" as a skill you possess.
-You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage.
-You don't hit on girls, you "shoot for a clinch to a mata-leo or go for the baiana.
-You pronounce everybodys name that starts with an "R" like it is an "H" like in Brazillian Portugese.
-Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice different counters to go for a submission.
-You wonder if BJJ techniques would work if you were attacked by a wild animal like a lion or gorilla, (arm-lockor mata-leo).
-Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks.
-if youre fooling around with your girl, you stop yourself before instinctively going for side control, or pull guard
-You can't just roll over in bed, now you practice a hip-escape.
-You know what cauliflower ear is, and there is a part of you that thinks it is cool.
-You are constantly doing mata-leo and Kimuras on your little cousings, nephews, and even your pets.
-You see some small kids fighting outside, so you mock and criticize them for having a lousy take-down.
-(MMA) Wearing tight trunks in front of thousands of people is cool to you now.
-Without even thinking, you shadow box at random times like naked before jumping into the shower.
-When you get blood on your gi, you dont get mad for having a stain.
-When most of your t-shirts are ripped on the collar from training.
-When you realise you dont have a girlfriend because you spend most your life training and have idiocincracies to always practice something you learn on her.
-When you envy people with square jaws & cauliflower ears.
-When most of your computer file & favorites on your hard drive is full of mma & bjj highlight or pictures rather than porn.
-When someone makes you jump, or pokes you; you instinctivly clinch them or go for a takedown.
-You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage.
-You don't hit on girls, you "shoot for a clinch to a mata-leo or go for the baiana.
-You pronounce everybodys name that starts with an "R" like it is an "H" like in Brazillian Portugese.
-Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice different counters to go for a submission.
-You wonder if BJJ techniques would work if you were attacked by a wild animal like a lion or gorilla, (arm-lockor mata-leo).
-Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks.
-if youre fooling around with your girl, you stop yourself before instinctively going for side control, or pull guard
-You can't just roll over in bed, now you practice a hip-escape.
-You know what cauliflower ear is, and there is a part of you that thinks it is cool.
-You are constantly doing mata-leo and Kimuras on your little cousings, nephews, and even your pets.
-You see some small kids fighting outside, so you mock and criticize them for having a lousy take-down.
-(MMA) Wearing tight trunks in front of thousands of people is cool to you now.
-Without even thinking, you shadow box at random times like naked before jumping into the shower.
-When you get blood on your gi, you dont get mad for having a stain.
-When most of your t-shirts are ripped on the collar from training.
-When you realise you dont have a girlfriend because you spend most your life training and have idiocincracies to always practice something you learn on her.
-When you envy people with square jaws & cauliflower ears.
-When most of your computer file & favorites on your hard drive is full of mma & bjj highlight or pictures rather than porn.
-When someone makes you jump, or pokes you; you instinctivly clinch them or go for a takedown.