Professional Wrestling Limericks (Gedichte)

[Nefercheperur]

There once was a man known as Abby
Who was quite a bit more than flabby!
In fact he was so fat
You could not tell his lat
From his pec, such hanging rolls had he!

Now `Abby` is short for Abdullah
For hardcore there`s nobody cooler!
There are so many dorks
He`s carved up with forks
Not even Ed Farhat was crueler!

Now Nef`s verse is quite grody
And Abdullah`s face somewhat toad-y
But when there`s blood to let
Who can ever forget
The man called Bruiser Brody

Yes, Brody was of the first rank
and you can take that to the bank!
As all of us knew
there have been very few
as Goodish he was...to be Frank!


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[The Fighting Irish]

Nicht schlecht das Gedicht auch wenn es mir etwas schwer gefallen ist alles zu verstehen.
Aber eignet sich gut als Ode über die "frühen" Hardcore Wrestler

[Nefercheperur]

ich habe noch ein Wrestling Gedicht gefunden, das ist nicht von mir, aber koennte nicht besser zu mir passen:

Old Timey Wrestling Show
Just take those old wrestlers off the shelf
I'll sit and watch them all by myself
Today's wrestling aint' got the same glow
I like that old timey wrestling show!

Don't try to make like a guy named Disco
You'll never even get me through the front door
In less than than two minutes he'll be out on the floor
I like that old timey wrestling show

Still like that old timey wrestling show
Those 60 minute matches that ignite the soul
I remenisce about those title bouts of old
Back in that old timey wrestling show

Won't go to see them use a table or bell
I'd rather see two out of three falls, don't you know
There's no real wrestling in that Hell in a Cell
Start showing me that old timey wrestling show

Call me a classics man, say what you will
Say I'm stuck in the past, or I'm over the hill
Today`s wrestling ain't got the same glow
Bring back that old timey wrestling show!