CHIKARA Season 10 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

CHIKARA - "Caught in a Cauldron of Hate"
19.02.2011
Goodwill Fire Assoc. Hall
Reading, PA


Singles Match - First Time Ever!
Claudio Castagnoli besiegte Dasher Hatfield nach einem European Uppercut [~10:34]

Tag Team Match - In Pursuit of Points!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) besiegten The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA) nach einem Smallpackage von Parker gegen Gerard [~12:03]

Singles Match - One on One!
Icarus besiegte Gregory Iron nach dem Blu-Ray [~6:32]

Singles Match - A Score to Settle!
Brodie Lee besiegte Sugar Dunkerton per Count-Out, nach einem Big Boot außerhalb des Rings [~10:10]

Trios Match - Tecnico Trios Tussle!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Ophidian & Hieracon) besiegten The Colony (Fire Ant, Green Ant & Soldier Ant) nach einem Flying Sunset Flip von Amasis gegen Green Ant [~17:50]

Singles Match for the Young Lions Cup!
Frightmare© besiegte Rich Swann nach der Kneecolepsy [~9:43]

Singles Match - Former YLC Champs Face Off!
Max Boyer besiegte Tim Donst mit einem Cradle [~0:04]

Singles Match - Singles Showdown!
Eddie Kingston besiegte Johnny Gargano nach zwei Backfists to the Future [~13:30]

Tag Team Match for los Campeonatos de Parejas!
Mike Quakenbush & Jigsaw© besiegte The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama) mit 2:1 Falls
- 1st Fall: Flying DDT von Obariyon gegen Jigsaw [~7:16]
- 2nd Fall: Tornado Clutch von Jigsaw gegen Obariyon [~14:47]
- 3rd Fall: Super Quackendriver 1 von Quackenbush gegen Kodama [~18:17]

[Silk]

Schade, dass die Batiri verloren haben ... obwohl sie noch relativ grün (n pun intended) im Ring sind, find ich sie schon recht überzeugend und es hätte imo auch gut in die größere SL gepasst.

Ansonsten wenig überraschende Ergebnisse würde ich sagen.

[DE_Kimura]

Original von Silk
Schade, dass die Batiri verloren haben ... obwohl sie noch relativ grün (n pun intended) im Ring sind, find ich sie schon recht überzeugend und es hätte imo auch gut in die größere SL gepasst.

Ansonsten wenig überraschende Ergebnisse würde ich sagen.

ich hatte auch noch überlegt, ob ich nicht noch auf die Batiri setze.. habs dann aber verpennt


Results find ich insgesamt auch nicht sonderlich überraschend..
- Castagnoli gabs keine Zweifel
- 3.0 war ich mir recht sicher, da Gerard & STIGMA derzeit einfach Nebenrollen spielen und in keine SL verwickelt sind
- Icarus war ich mir auch sicher, dieser Iron wird nicht jeden Event gebooked
- Brodie Lee ebenso.. das Finish lässt vielleicht noch was offen und Throwbacks gegen Roughnecks geht in die Overtime
- Portal ist grad einer der aufstrebenden Sternchen im Indy-Wrestling.. die werden weiter siegen (ganz heiße Kandidaten für den Sieg beim King of Trios)
- Frightmare wird den YLC noch eine Weile tragen.. ich glaub sogar, dass er den erst zum nächsten YLC Turnier abgibt
- einziger Schoker dann der Sieg von Boyer in 4 Sekunden.. da war irgendwas mit Hallowicked, wird wohl Donst abgelenkt haben, der dann vom Cradle überrascht in Rekordzeit verloren hat - interessant, da Donst ja das BDK Team für King of Trios aufbauen will
- Kingston ist derzeit ebenfalls auf einem aufstrebenden Ast, der Sieg nicht überraschend.. für mich auch einer, der um den offiziellen Titel mitmischen wird
- und dann halt die Campeonatos de Parejas... 2:1 dacht ich mir, aber wie erwähnt hatte zuletzt doch Zweifel ob man die Batiri mit dem Titelgewinn nicht etwas von UMB wegbringt und danach quasi alle aufeinandertreffen.. also Batiri, UMB, QuackenSaw und BDK


mal abwarten, was heute Nacht so passiert

[Silk]

Original von DE_Kimura
- einziger Schoker dann der Sieg von Boyer in 4 Sekunden.. da war irgendwas mit Hallowicked, wird wohl Donst abgelenkt haben, der dann vom Cradle überrascht in Rekordzeit verloren hat - interessant, da Donst ja das BDK Team für King of Trios aufbauen will

Nuja spielt zumindest in die Donst SL mit hinein, wo er sich als der größte YLC aller Zeiten bezeichnet. Und nu hat er gegen einen ehemaligen Champ, wenn ich mich recht erinnere, verloren.

Ich bin vorallem auch gespannt ob es zu der "Medienunternehmen übernimmt CHIKARA"-Geschichte weitere Entwicklungen geben wird.

Und dass das Portal großer Favorit für das KoT ist, da kann ich auch nur heftigst zustimmen.

[DE_Kimura]

Original von Silk

Original von DE_Kimura
- einziger Schoker dann der Sieg von Boyer in 4 Sekunden.. da war irgendwas mit Hallowicked, wird wohl Donst abgelenkt haben, der dann vom Cradle überrascht in Rekordzeit verloren hat - interessant, da Donst ja das BDK Team für King of Trios aufbauen will

Nuja spielt zumindest in die Donst SL mit hinein, wo er sich als der größte YLC aller Zeiten bezeichnet. Und nu hat er gegen einen ehemaligen Champ, wenn ich mich recht erinnere, verloren.

Ich bin vorallem auch gespannt ob es zu der "Medienunternehmen übernimmt CHIKARA"-Geschichte weitere Entwicklungen geben wird.

Und dass das Portal großer Favorit für das KoT ist, da kann ich auch nur heftigst zustimmen.

ach.. stimmt auch wieder..

Singles Match - Former YLC Champs Face Off!
Max Boyer besiegte Tim Donst mit einem Cradle [~0:04]

..dann macht das Sinn.. auch das ein weiterer, Hallowicked, für die Ablenkung sorgte

Die Übernahme-SL ist definitiv spannend.. seit Bekanntgabe gab es nur wenig bis keine Info dazu und das macht es so spannend.. kann noch in so ziemlich alle Richtungen gehen.


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edit (Results/Notes):

Kingston vs. Boyer wird "due to unforseen circumstances" verschoben
Opener: Quack def. Green Ant - 6:04, by Submission (Cloverleaf)
Icarus def. Ophidian - 8:56, by Submission (illegaler Chokehold, den Referee Sabato zuließ)
Throwbacks def. UnStable - 7:11, Pinfall nachdem 3.0 The UnStable ablenkten
Portal def. BDK, 3.0 & Los Ice Creams
1st fall: 3.0 eliminieren Los Ice Creams - x:xx, Count Out
2nd fall: BDK eliminiert 3.0 - x:xx, Rollup von Haze gegen Parker, nachdem The UnStable 3.0 ablenkten
3rd fall: Portal eliminiert BDK - 15:08, Pinfall Amasis gegen Delirious
- Intermission - (und mich Zeit fürs Bett^^)

[DE_Kimura]

CHIKARA - "Clutch of Doom"
20.02.2011
The Palmer Center
Easton, PA


Singles Match
Mike Quackenbush besiegte Green Ant mit einem Sharpshooter [~6:04]

Singles Match - Singles Showdown!
Icarus besiegte Ophidian mit einem Sleeperhold [~8:56]
Icarus würgte Ophidian zusätzlich mit einer Schnur, die Referee Sabato zwar wahrnahm aber nicht unterbunden hat. Zu Matchbeginn versuchte Icarus Ophidian zu hypnotisieren und bekam dabei schon Hilfe von Sabato

Tag Team Match - Points in Play!
The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) besiegten The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA) nach einer Slingshot Oklahoma Roll von Hatfield gegen STIGMA [~7:11]
3.0 erschienen am Ring und lenkten The UnStable Matchentscheidend ab

Four Corner Elimination Tag Team Match!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Hieracon) besiegten Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Delirious & Daizee Haze), 3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) & Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream, jr.)
- 1st Elimination: Count Out gegen Hijo del Ice Cream, nachdem 3.0 ihn gegen den Ringpfosten rammten [~1:17]
- 2nd Elimination: German Suplex von Haze gegen Parker [~10:35] hierbei lenkten The UnStable 3.0 entscheidend ab
- 3rd Elimination: Rolling Forearm Smash von Amasis gegen Delirious [~15:08]

Ladies Match - Ladies Square Off!
Madison Eagles besiegte Sara Del Rey mit einem Small Package [9:24]

Trios Match - A Terrifying Trios Match!
The Batiri (Obariyon, Kodama & Kobald) besiegten UltraMantis Black & Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare) nach einem Flying DDT von Obariyon gegen Frightmare [~14:25]

Singles Match - One on One!
Tim Donst besiegte Jigsaw nach einer Gator Roll [~2:00]

Tag Team Match - Tag Team Warfare!
The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant) besiegten Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Claudio Castagnoli & Tursas) nach einem High Cross Body von Fire Ant gegen Tursas [~13:36]

[DE_Kimura]

DE_Kimura's Weekly CHIKARA-Update:

Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #252:
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Und auch dieses Mal enthält der PCAGG ein komplettes Match. Gavin Loudspeaker präsentiert uns vom 'King of Trios'-Event 2008:
King of Trios 1st Round Match
Da Soul Touchaz (Acid Jaz, Marshe Rockett and Willie Richardson) vs. Team Blood, Sweat & Ears (Kobra Kai, La Sombra & Super Xtremo)


Throwdown Lowdown vs. Video des Kreuzes:
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23.02.2011 - Brodie Lee

So there's gonna be a vote? A vote to decide who will compete for CHIKARA’s first ever singles title. Well, I ain't gonna beg for no one’s vote. I will simply state facts. Since 2008, I ask you, WHO has been a more successful singles wrestler than Brodie Lee in CHIKARA? I have smashed everything in my sight for the last 3 years. Dasher Hatfield, Daisuke Sekimoto, Hallowicked and Claudio Castagnoli have pinned me in a CHIKARA ring. THAT’S IT. I proved Dasher was a fluke. It took Hallowicked's little sidekick Frightmare to help him out. And I am still waiting for another shot at Sekimoto - my mind wasn’t fully prepared for him. Claudio tried to kill me in a cage, but I walked out of there with my head held high and went on another run, tougher and smarter.

[Bild: http://www.wwf4ever.de/newsboard/userupl...bigrig.jpg]
(Photo by Sean Sullivan)

Now 3 years later, I am even smarter, tougher and more dangerous. If the wrestlers of CHIKARA were being honest with themselves, Brodie Lee would obviously be voted in, hands down. I am not much for stats in sports, but I do know that usually the people with the best record in competition compete for championships, I don’t think this case should be any different. I have never been given the proper respect in CHIKARA and I believe the time for that respect is now. This isn’t a trios tournament, where you have 2 other people helping you. This isn’t a tag match, where you have someone watching your back. No, this is a solo gig. One-on-one, no one to help, nowhere to hide. I will state again for the slower minds out there, no one in CHIKARA is more prepared, better equipped or more deserving for a CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES TITLE than the Big Rig. Those are the facts.

Don’t hate me because I tell the truth.
BL

The Band... is coming to Williamsport.. March 2011
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King of Trios 2011 - 7 weeks away!
[YOUTUBE]OWTCMHW3Q3I[/YOUTUBE]


und abschließend gibt es diesmal die vorläufigen Cards für "Operation Big Freeze" & "Creatures from the Tar Swamp":

"Operation Big Freeze"

Singles Match - Big Boys Battle it Out!
Willie Richardson vs. Tursas

Trios Match - Trios Tussle!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. Sinn 'Kizarny' Bodhi & The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama)

Singles Match - One on One!
Fire Ant vs. Icarus

8-Man Tag Team Extravaganza!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) & The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton vs. The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) & The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

Ladies Match - Femme Fatales Face Off!
Madison Eagles vs. Toshie Uematsu


"Creatures from the Tar Swamp"

Singles Match - Finally, One on One!
Eddie Kingston vs. Claudio Castagnoli

Tag Team Match for los Campeonatos de Parejas!
Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw© vs. The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant)

Singles Match for the Young Lions Cup!
Frightmare© vs. Obariyon

Trios Match - Six Man Showdown!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Tim Donst, Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

Ladies Match - First Time Ever!
Toshie Uematsu vs. Sara Del Rey


Daten & Grafiken von/ Data & Graphics of: www.chikarapro.com
YouTube-Clips von/of: www.youtube.com/user/CHIKARAoffice

[DE_Kimura]

DE_Kimura's Weekly CHIKARA-Update:

Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #253:
[YOUTUBE]5ToVtQwS3rM[/YOUTUBE]

Gavin Loudspeaker präsentiert uns erneut ein komplettes Match, diesmal vom "Cibernetico Increible" (Okt. 2009):
Tag Team Match
Los Ice Creams vs. The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton)


Throwdown Lowdown vs. Video des Kreuzes:
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02.03.2011 - Hieracon

Hello CHIKARA fans, Gres...I mean Hieracon here. Let me tell you a little story. It takes place not too long ago, right here in the land of opportunity. A great man stands in the middle of the ring and challenges the entire wrestling world to step it up and fill the void left by him - that man was Bryan Danielson.

On April 15th, 16th and 17th CHIKARA will give Amasis, Ophidian and myself just that opportunity. To step it up and fill that void and put our names in the history books as the 2011 Kings Of Trios! As I joined my Egyptian brothers in training in the ways of verbiage and the funkitude, I learned that they are as passionate about carving out a legacy as I am. We will stop at nothing to accomplish that goal. But in Williamsport, PA on March 12, Kizarny and The Batiri plan on putting a stop to the momentum we've been building toward April.

[Bild: http://www.wwf4ever.de/newsboard/userupl...on0203.jpg]
(Photo by Zia Danger)

We all know beating us isn't what Kizarny and his goons REALLY care about - they just want to spread their weird brand of misery until someone stops them. Well on March 12th boys, you are in for a fight. On this day, The Osirian Portal will moonwalk all over Kizarny and The Batiri...well Amasis and Ophidian will, I'll just pop 'em in the brain with my trusty Polish Hammer I keep in my pocket. I'm still working on my moonwalk...OK, dancing period, but we will show them that the The Osirian Portal is a force to be reckoned with.

You're up next, BDK.
HIERACON

04.03.2011 - Wink Vavasseur

Hello there, all you CHIKARA-niacs, (I'll assume that's what you refer to yourselves as; it's a portmanteau of the word "maniacs" and "CHIKARA,") it's your new Director of Fun here, Wink Vavasseur!

With all my duties here as the DoF, I've certainly got my hands full. I've quickly found the downside to my great "let the wrestlers vote amongst themselves for a clear-cut championship" experiment: receiving and tabulating voting ballots from a bunch of wrestlers. I'm feeling a bit like Katherine Harris over here, if you know what I mean. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with any hanging chads, am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about! But seriously, folks, imagine my surprise upon opening the first couple of ballots and finding the atrocious handwriting and spelling of some of these people. I mean, c'mon, what the heck is an "Amasis"?? That's not even a word!

Another thing I've discovered with these ballots is a real lack of trustworthiness. Now, so far, everyone has abided by the rule that "a wrestler cannot vote for him or herself," I've witnessed a few backroom agreements, some "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" deals. Now, that's perfectly legal, but I'll let you fans in on a little secret: I see the results and not everyone is holding up their end of the handshake-sealed bargains. There's a phrase right on the tip of my tongue… ah, right, that's it… "Is there no honor among thieves?" It seems apropos in this situation, methinks. So, just to make sure everything is handled properly, I am going to personally poll every fulltime member of the roster before King of Trios 2011 so I can be sure of what's what.

[Bild: http://www.wwf4ever.de/newsboard/userupl...nk0403.jpg]
(Photo by Zia Danger)

I like to think that, in my role as the Director of Fun, as well as on executive boards of other thriving companies, not a lot of things slip past me. I like to think of myself as "on the pulse" of what's happening on my watch, finely attuned to the goings-on of CHIKARA. So, I was surprised to find out recently in Easton (birthplace of famed boxer Larry Holmes) that there has apparently been a long-running feud in our fine wrestling family between Eddie Kingston and Claudio Castagnoli. I'm sure many of you are equally as surprised by this as I am, and I apologize for having broken the news to you like this. It's not practical for me to call each of you individually.

Using my authority as the DoF, I've decided that this feud will be settled with a match on March 13th, in Brooklyn, NY (birthplace of lots of other famed boxers, probably.)

Frankly, I'm still a bit astonished that this feud even existed. I mean, this is something I feel I would have noticed, right? If any of you fans want to go buy some CHIKARA DVD's, write down moments when this feud developed, and then report back to me, you can email me at VavasseurW@gmail.com.

I read every email!*
WV
P.S. I'm not crazy about the "CHIKARA-niacs" portmanteau. If you guys can think of something smooshing together "CHIKARA" with some word that signifies a group of people focused together with one common goal, go ahead and email it in. Remember, I read every email!*

*My assistant reads every email.

It's Richardson vs. Tursas in Williamsport, PA on March 12!
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King of Trios 2011 - 6 weeks away!
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und abschließend gibt es diesmal die vorläufigen Cards für "Operation Big Freeze" & "Creatures from the Tar Swamp":

"Operation Big Freeze"

Trios Match - The Main Event
Mike Quackenbush & Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Claudio Castagnoli, Sara Del Rey & Tim Donst)

Singles Match - Big Boys Battle it Out!
Willie Richardson vs. Tursas

Trios Match - Trios Tussle!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. 'Kizarny' Sinn Bodhi & The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama)

Singles Match - One on One!
Fire Ant vs. Icarus

8-Man Tag Team Extravaganza!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) & The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) vs. The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) & The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

Tag Team Match - A Score to Settle!
Da Soul Touchaz (Marsche Rockett & Acid Jazz) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

Ladies Match - Femme Fatales Face Off!
Madison Eagles vs. Toshie Uematsu


"Creatures from the Tar Swamp"

Singles Match - Finally, One on One!
Eddie Kingston vs. Claudio Castagnoli

Tag Team Match for los Campeonatos de Parejas!
Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw© vs. The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant)

Singles Match - A Score to be Settled!
UltraMantis Black vs. 'Kizarny' Sinn Bodhi

Lumberjack Tag Team Match
The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) vs. The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood)

Singles Match for the Young Lions Cup!
Frightmare© vs. Obariyon

Trios Match - Six Man Showdown!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Tim Donst, Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

Tag Team Match - Rematch from Reading!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) vs. The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

Ladies Match - First Time Ever!
Toshie Uematsu vs. Sara Del Rey


Daten & Grafiken von/ Data & Graphics of: www.chikarapro.com
YouTube-Clips von/of: www.youtube.com/user/CHIKARAoffice

[DE_Kimura]

DE_Kimura's Weekly CHIKARA-Update:

Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #254:
[YOUTUBE]tzzHon7-rtg[/YOUTUBE]

Gavin Loudspeaker präsentiert uns erneut ein komplettes Match, diesmal vom Event "Cibernetico & Robin" (Sept. 2007):
Singles Match
Mike Quackenbush vs. Tim Donst


Throwdown Lowdown vs. Video des Kreuzes:
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07.03.2011 - Scott 'Jagged' Parker

When you think 3.0, a natural association that comes to mind is “street cred.” It almost goes hand in hand with the names Scott Parker and Shane Matthews.

Recently, “Big Magic” and I used our “juice” on the streets and got some very interesting information. You see, we got a “guy” who “may or may not know a certain something about a certain wrestling promotion that, may or may not, be in the process of introducing a certain 'Golden Pants Fastener'.” I know this is a big inside scoop, so Shane and myself felt the need to share this with the CHIKARA fans. But if anyone asks, you didn’t hear this from us.

On that note, I’m gonna go ahead and start a campaign. I want everyone to know that I will cast my vote for someone that you guys probably wouldn’t expect. As of this moment, I nominate...I can’t believe I’m actually gonna do this...I want to nominate...wait for it...wait for it...Mr. Shane Matthews!

I just got off the phone with my ol’ buddy to inform him of my nomination. Seeing as I record all of our phone conversations, here’s a written transcript of how this one went.

J: “YEAH Buddy! I just wanted to give you a heads up...”

S:”I’M READY DADDY!!!!!!”

J: “Ummm. Ok? Ready for what, exactly?”

S: “OHHHH YEAAHHHH I AM REEEEADY!!!!!!”

J: “Riiiiiight. Did you just have a Red Bull?”

S: “HOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!! JUST HAD THE BIG CAN OF RED BULL AND LET ME TELL YA, I AM PUMPED UP! YEEEAAH!!” *click*

J: “Hello?”

[Bild: http://www.wwf4ever.de/newsboard/userupl...er0703.jpg]
(Photo by Zia Danger)

I know, sometimes, Shane gets really excited and it’s hard to understand exactly what he means. Especially after he’s gotten a Red Bull in his system. It’s almost like the highly intelligent Bruce Banner turning into the slightly less eloquent Hulk. But I digress. After nearly 20 years of friendship I’ve broken down the subtleties of his boisterousness into something most people can actually understand. So here’s a brief translation of the conversation above.

Shane: “Oh wow. Really? You really voted for me? I can’t believe it. If I were to sum up my emotions I would have to say that I am both deeply touched by your gesture and yet mildly thunderstruck. Thank you. I will not let you down. I am both excited and prepared for this oppertunity. I would also like to return the favor and place a nomination for you, my dearest friend.”

So there you have to folks! Get out your number 2 pencils. Head on over to the booths and get your vote on. It may also be a good idea to vote “other” spot and put in one of those fun little Hollywood couple names like “Sh-agged” or “Par-Thews”. Both of those are terrible examples but the idea behind it is money. CHIKARMY, let’s get together and do this as one. Or as 3....Point 0.

Booyah!
S'J'P

09.03.2011 - Tim Donst

Four seconds! Four seconds is all it took for my hot streak of pummeling former Young Lions Cup champions to come to an end. Fire Ant, STIGMA, Equinox, Jigsaw, Hallowicked, Arik Cannon, all destroyed but not you, Max Boyer! Was it 'cause you were better than me? Cause you locked on some cool Canadian submission hold? No. You beat me 'cause that pumpkinhead ambushed me in the back, interrupting another classic Donst interview segment.

It should have been a great moment for me. Standing over you, saying things like “Told ya BDK was better than the Kings of Wrestling,” “Your total title defenses don’t mean anything anymore” or “How about them Bangles?” But instead all I got was a loss, the pages of my scrapbook ripped and stolen by you hyenas to probably sell on eBay and a “5 Star match” chant. Are you freakin’ kidding me? I haven’t had a match less than 8 stars my entire career!

[Bild: http://www.wwf4ever.de/newsboard/userupl...st0903.jpg]

But smashing your face isn’t the only thing I’m looking forward to in our trios match at “Operation Big Freeze,” Hallowicked. Oh no! I also get to beat up your little pal Frightmare. Hey green guy, I know you don’t speak English good like the rest of us but try to understand this, I DONT CARE THAT YOU'VE TIED BOYER’S YLC DEFENSE RECORD, YOU'RE GOING TO CHOKE............AGAIN! haha lolz no, jk.

And than there’s you Quack. Don’t you talk to your buddy Jigsaw on a regular bases? Texting, Skyping, anything? Perhaps he would have told you how I gave him the ole’ STO. How I nearly broke his back with my Gator Roll. How his half of the tag team titles looked great in my hand. Maybe since he needs the night off in Williamsport to make sure he's 100% for Brooklyn the next day, he'll have time to fill you in on all his aches and pains. Poor guy.

I already held and proved that I’m the greatest YLC champion there ever was. I already pinned one half of the Campeones de Parejas in just a few minutes. I think it’s time for those belts to come back to the BDK, around my waist. I respect the fact that the very wise Claudio Castagnoli will not participate in this year's King of Trios tournament, but in Williamsport, I'll get to see what kind of partner Sara Del Rey will make. Maybe there will be a spot for her on my King of Trios championship team.

See ya in the ring,
TD

10.03.2011 - Shane Matthews

When you have a big mouth and you have a few Red Bulls, sometimes it can get you in a messy situation or two. It’ll come as no surprise when I admit that 3.0 have been guilty of talking too much...on one or two occasions. We made a career off of our big mouths. (That and my awesome high flying abilities!)

Ya see UnStable, we made a mistake. I have no trouble admitting that. We’ve never had any issues with you guys in the past, in fact the mere mention of your names would cause indifference to run wild throughout my body. Sometimes when you aren’t the most talented wrestlers in the world you gotta do something extra, a little somethin' to find an edge. That’s exactly what we did when we locked horns last month in Reading, PA. “Da Jag Man” and myself decided to have some fun, lighten the mood a little, and try to gain a competitive edge. (Maybe even put a smile on your miserable faces) It worked! We won. Thing is, we’re greedy for fun daddy!!! We wanted to have a little more fun at your expense - that’s just the kind of guys we are. We like to laugh at people. So, the next afternoon in Easton we ruined your match to amuse ourselves.

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Fast forward 20 minutes and we were on top of the world, smiling because we had just gained our third point! But it was short-lived. Right as we were ready to board the Canadian Freight Train to the Promised Land (or something like that,) you two took it upon yourselves to ensure the train never left the station by costing us the match (thus erasing our points.) That doesn’t sit well with me and the boys...I mean Da Jag Man. That’s when things got real, that’s when things got real flippin' real!

I’m not a dumb guy and I realise that Scotty “Da Jag Man” Parker and myself started this whole thing by putting our foot in our mouths and for that, I am sorry. Vin, STIGMA, come Williamsport on March 12th, 3.0 has a little gift for The UnStable to show you just how sorry we are. Truce? ;)

Big Magic comin' at ya!
SM

11.03.2011 - Sugar Dunkerton

Wow.

Word on the street is a singles title is comin' to CHIKARA and all of a sudden, everybody is a politician. Since when did votes mean more than points? That's all I'm hearing these days. Everybody is obsessed with votes, to the point where even Vin Gerard is trying to be a social butterfly now.

"Butterfly" may be too kind...even they clean themselves.

I digress, the locker room is now an election house and I can't say I'm pleased by this. I didn't pick the system.

-Inserts part where you ask, "Well, how would you have done it?"-

Elementary my dear broham. I'm an athlete. A scrapper. An earner. Save the popularity contests for beauty pagents and weak reality shows. Playoff champion or 1st Curse victim, let me EARN my place. I see a locker room of men I respect and men I despise, but they're chance for singles immortality shouldn't be based on lip service and a majority vote. Let Kingston backfist his way to glory. Or Green Ant use his heart and sheer will to best anyone in front of him. I'd even accept Brodie Lee using "excesivo de castigo" levels of stank to get to the title...

..at least then it'd be based on may the best man win. Skill.

The Bulls won NBA titles by stuffing the hoop, not a ballot box. But again, this ain't my steez. The order has come down and this is how it's gonna be.

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Now, you're probably expecting me to give you my case. Somehow flip this into a Sugar D vote.

"BELIEVE IN SUGAR D!"

"SLAM DUNK YOUR VOTE!"

Inventive right? I got a slogan for you. It's actually a mash of the two I just said.

"Believe In Your Vote."

It's not catchy. That doesn't make it any less effective. When you make your vote, vote for who you believe could beat you at any given time. Vote for the person that makes you sweat when you see their name across from theirs. Not everyone will do this. But keep in mind, the opportunity at this title if for an elite few. IF you get your chance; do you want your peers and the CHIKARMY at large to question if you were worthy? Will you be able to say you beat men OR women where the very thought of the outcome left you nervous? This is OUR championship. The big one. Whoever takes this thing is going to represent our company in a way the Young Lions Cup can't. The SAME way our Campeonatos de Parejas are considered THE tag titles to win...this belt should mean the same thing. Whoever wins it is carrying CHIKARA on their back.

History lesson. My last singles match was against "The Big Rig," Brodie Lee. He definitely won.

But definitely NOT by a 3 count. Definitely NOT without a fight. Definitely NOT without a desperation in his eyes I've never seen before. We had a magic moment mere seconds before your boot 86'ed my face, big man. It was a look in your eyes that screamed out.

"I CAN'T GET IT DONE."

So you took the easy way out. 20 count on the floor. After EVERYTHING you hit me with, you took the most indecisive way out. So when I see you writing blogs (A surprise to me might I add. HE CAN WRITE EVERYBODY! Clap for him!) talking about how unstoppable you've been; did you take a pause long enough to try to believe your lie? Did it occur to you that your "easy night" was one of the craziest brawls you've ever had? Could you have got the job done if there was no count-outs?

I guess that's in doubt. We'll have our time later, but to my point...

There's a lot of guys in that locker room that need to wake up and wipe the crust out of their eyes. They're sleeping on Slam McNasty in a huge way. I don't expect to be anybody's 1st draft pick and a longshot when compared to the laundry list of talent that exists in the CHIKARA locker room. But if I can put the fear into Brodie Lee, you best believe I'll make you second guess your opinion if you meet me in the paint.

Don't believe me? All those questions and more get answered at the price of one vote.

Try me.
SD

It's Kingston vs. Castagnoli in Brooklyn, NY on March 13!
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CHIKARA's first Lumberjack Match is this Sunday!
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CHIKARA - "Opertion: Big Freeze"
12.03.2011
The Campbell Street Center
Williamsport, PA


Tag Team Match - A Score to Settle!
Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Tim Donst & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez) besiegten Da Soul Touchaz (Marsche Rockett & Acid Jazz) nach einem Cradle von Donst gegen Rockett [~7:28]

Ladies Match - Femme Fatales Face Off!
Toshie Uematsu besiegte Madison Eagles nach einer Huracanrana [~14:34]

Singles Match
Eddie Kingston besiegte Archibald Peck (w/ Vanessa) nach der Backfist to the Future [~5:03]
Archibald Peck und Veronica sind 'The Band' und bei Peck soll es sich einigen Berichten zufolge um den aus ROH bekannten Barrister R.D. Evans handeln.

Atomicos Match - 8-Man Tag Team Extravaganza!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) & The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) besiegten The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) & The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA) nach einem Blocked Prawn Hold von Matthews gegen Gerard [~14:19]

Singles Match - One on One!
Fire Ant besiegte Icarus nach einem High Cross Body [~9:20]

Trios Match - Trios Tussle!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) besiegten 'Kizarny' Sinn Bodhi & The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama) per DQ nachdem auch Kobald in das Match eingriff und vom Referee ertappt wurde. [~14:49]

Singles Match - Big Boys Battle it Out!
Tursas besiegte Willie Richardson nach einem Flying Splash [~5:42]

Trios Match - The Main Event
Mike Quackenbush & Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare) besiegten Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Claudio Castagnoli, Sara Del Rey & Tim Donst) nach einem Super Fishermanbuster von Hallowicked gegen Donst [~16:44]