13.01.2006, 10:31
Genial, echt witzig, meine favorites:
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity." then you are dead wrong.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris stares in the sky, clouds sweat out of fear. We call this rain.
Der letzte ist so genial..