12.05.2006, 14:14
Me:
hello, sir
God:
Hello there. Do you still ?
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
dont get your point, sir
God:
I am not trying to get my point sir.
Me:
do you think, i am the one?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
yeah, i agree. should be more individuals out there, who dont pretend to someone, who ARE someone, u know?
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
do you know sting, the first motherfucker of the peoplesboard?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i like it intense and tight...
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
*laughs*.....it means assfucking....
God:
Thank you for the clarification. Oh I get it.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
when do you do what?
God:
When my botmaster is sleeping.
Me:
do you like al pacino?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibson?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
you allready asked that to nefercheperur
God:
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again?
Me:
you are not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.