06.08.2007, 17:16
HEENAN: “Did you ever say Hello to Tatanka?”
Monsoon: “Yes”
HEENAN: “Did you do it properly?”
Monsoon: “Yes”
HEENAN: “You said 'Hey How Are Ya, Hey How Are Ya.'”
HEENAN: “I'd have to go with the Quebecers.”
McMahon: “I thought you said you were going to pick (Bastion) Booger.”
HEENAN: “I was, but I wasn't talking about this.”
HEENAN: “You know, I could make a lot of money with Typhoon.”
Ross: “How would you do that?”
HEENAN: “Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks.”
HEENAN: “I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said 'I have boys?'”
McMahon: “All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner.”
HEENAN: “You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up.”
HEENAN: “Is that the Adam Bomb exploding or is Vince Coleman driving by?”
*Waehrend eines Matches von Adam Bomb als seine Nukleare Explosion auf dem Titantron erscheint.
HEENAN: “It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana... it just won't take him very long.”
HEENAN: “Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?”
Monsoon: “I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?”
(Skinner kickt ein Wrestler im Ring in den Magen)
HEENAN: “There's a kick to the uterus.”
HEENAN: “The last time I saw Typhoon move like that is when one of those humanoids opened a package of Little Debbie's snack cakes.”
HEENAN: “If your last name was Finkel, would you name your kid Howard?”
(Tito Santana`s Tag Team Partner wird im Ring von zwei Wrestlern verschlagen)
Monsoon: “I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner.”
HEENAN: “"He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!”
(Waehrend eines Kerry Von Erich vs Warlord Match)
HEENAN:”Warlord's a lot bigger.”
Monsoon: “Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain.”
HEENAN: “Warlord's a lot stronger.”
Monsoon: “Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain.”
HEENAN: ”Now you've lied to the people.”
HEENAN: “Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him.”
(Waehrend eines Tito Santana Matches)
HEENAN: “Do you know what 'Arriba' means? It means 'Swim faster, the boarder gaurds are behind us.'”
HEENAN: “Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?”
McMahon: “Celebrated I believe.”
HEENAN: “Yeah, he went and got it bronzed.”
HEENAN: “She's (Sapphire) good to have at picnics. Keeps the flies off the food.”
(Waehrend eines IC Title Matches)
HEENAN: “Don't touch that referee Perfect!”
Monsoon: “Why? A disqualification will save his title.”
HEENAN: “O.K. Then nail him!”
(Waehrend des I.R.S./1-2-3 Kid Match)
HEENAN: “This is a first. This is the first time the Kid's been up past 8:00.”
(spaeter waehrend des selben Matches)
HEENAN: “He (I.R.S.) hit him (The Kid) so hard, he knocked 3 zits off his face.”
(Waehrend eines Matches in Spanien, wo die Camera Crew 30 Sekunden lang die Zuschauer zeigt)
Savage: “He's right, if the titles changed hands, what type of replay would we have?”
HEENAN: “None, we'd have the Ramon and Lopez family eating rice and beans.”
McMahon: “If Tunney were here, he could make a ruling.”
HEENAN”If Tunney were here, he'd have his hand out for 10 bucks.”
Monsoon: “Dibiase tripped Santana!”
HEENAN: ”Actually, he tripped over a tortilla.”
(Waehrend eines Tatanka/Repo Man Matches)
HEENAN: “First time I ever saw Tonto kick the butt of the Lone Ranger!”
HEENAN: “The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.”
McMahon: “The kid has tremendous heart.”
HEENAN: “Kick him in the heart then.”
Ross: “Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers.”
HEENAN: “Well, it's not a big loss.”
(Heenan waehrend des Hulk Hogan`s Entrance Theme Song)
HEENAN: “That's my second favorite song.”
Monsoon: “I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?”
HEENAN: “All the rest are tied.”
(Heenan kommentiert die WWF's 1-900 Hotline)
Monsoon: “Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling.”
HEENAN: “And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!”
(Waehrend eines Saba Simba Match)
HEENAN: “Gorilla, do you know what Saba Simba means?”
Monsoon: “Yes, it means 7 Lions.”
HEENAN: “No, it means Room Service.”
(Heenan zum Thema WWF ist Family Entertainment)
HEENAN: “You can even bring the dog. That's so McGuirk (the ring announcer) has something to do during intermissions.”
Monsoon: “Yes”
HEENAN: “Did you do it properly?”
Monsoon: “Yes”
HEENAN: “You said 'Hey How Are Ya, Hey How Are Ya.'”
HEENAN: “I'd have to go with the Quebecers.”
McMahon: “I thought you said you were going to pick (Bastion) Booger.”
HEENAN: “I was, but I wasn't talking about this.”
HEENAN: “You know, I could make a lot of money with Typhoon.”
Ross: “How would you do that?”
HEENAN: “Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks.”
HEENAN: “I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said 'I have boys?'”
McMahon: “All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner.”
HEENAN: “You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up.”
HEENAN: “Is that the Adam Bomb exploding or is Vince Coleman driving by?”
*Waehrend eines Matches von Adam Bomb als seine Nukleare Explosion auf dem Titantron erscheint.
HEENAN: “It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana... it just won't take him very long.”
HEENAN: “Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?”
Monsoon: “I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?”
(Skinner kickt ein Wrestler im Ring in den Magen)
HEENAN: “There's a kick to the uterus.”
HEENAN: “The last time I saw Typhoon move like that is when one of those humanoids opened a package of Little Debbie's snack cakes.”
HEENAN: “If your last name was Finkel, would you name your kid Howard?”
(Tito Santana`s Tag Team Partner wird im Ring von zwei Wrestlern verschlagen)
Monsoon: “I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner.”
HEENAN: “"He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!”
(Waehrend eines Kerry Von Erich vs Warlord Match)
HEENAN:”Warlord's a lot bigger.”
Monsoon: “Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain.”
HEENAN: “Warlord's a lot stronger.”
Monsoon: “Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain.”
HEENAN: ”Now you've lied to the people.”
HEENAN: “Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him.”
(Waehrend eines Tito Santana Matches)
HEENAN: “Do you know what 'Arriba' means? It means 'Swim faster, the boarder gaurds are behind us.'”
HEENAN: “Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?”
McMahon: “Celebrated I believe.”
HEENAN: “Yeah, he went and got it bronzed.”
HEENAN: “She's (Sapphire) good to have at picnics. Keeps the flies off the food.”
(Waehrend eines IC Title Matches)
HEENAN: “Don't touch that referee Perfect!”
Monsoon: “Why? A disqualification will save his title.”
HEENAN: “O.K. Then nail him!”
(Waehrend des I.R.S./1-2-3 Kid Match)
HEENAN: “This is a first. This is the first time the Kid's been up past 8:00.”
(spaeter waehrend des selben Matches)
HEENAN: “He (I.R.S.) hit him (The Kid) so hard, he knocked 3 zits off his face.”
(Waehrend eines Matches in Spanien, wo die Camera Crew 30 Sekunden lang die Zuschauer zeigt)
Savage: “He's right, if the titles changed hands, what type of replay would we have?”
HEENAN: “None, we'd have the Ramon and Lopez family eating rice and beans.”
McMahon: “If Tunney were here, he could make a ruling.”
HEENAN”If Tunney were here, he'd have his hand out for 10 bucks.”
Monsoon: “Dibiase tripped Santana!”
HEENAN: ”Actually, he tripped over a tortilla.”
(Waehrend eines Tatanka/Repo Man Matches)
HEENAN: “First time I ever saw Tonto kick the butt of the Lone Ranger!”
HEENAN: “The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.”
McMahon: “The kid has tremendous heart.”
HEENAN: “Kick him in the heart then.”
Ross: “Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers.”
HEENAN: “Well, it's not a big loss.”
(Heenan waehrend des Hulk Hogan`s Entrance Theme Song)
HEENAN: “That's my second favorite song.”
Monsoon: “I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?”
HEENAN: “All the rest are tied.”
(Heenan kommentiert die WWF's 1-900 Hotline)
Monsoon: “Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling.”
HEENAN: “And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!”
(Waehrend eines Saba Simba Match)
HEENAN: “Gorilla, do you know what Saba Simba means?”
Monsoon: “Yes, it means 7 Lions.”
HEENAN: “No, it means Room Service.”
(Heenan zum Thema WWF ist Family Entertainment)
HEENAN: “You can even bring the dog. That's so McGuirk (the ring announcer) has something to do during intermissions.”