19.08.2007, 09:25
Brain:”I'll tell ya. If I didn't have 11 girlfriends, Sherri'd be number one.”
Tony:”I think the fans are pretty much divided as to who their favorite is.”
Brain:”Yes. One half loves Flair, the other half hates Steamboat.”
*Cactus Jack wird gerade in die Ringabsperrung gehaemmert
Brain:“You'd better get somebody down here. That rail could be damaged.”
Brain:”Do you know what 'Ariba' means. It means 'Swim faster, the boarder guards are behind us'”.
Brain:“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me!”
Brain ueber den Junkyard Dog:”His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!”
Savage:”It's not over till it's over.”
Heenan:“You know who said that?”
Savage:”Who?”
Heenan:”Yogi Bear.” (8)
Jim Ross:”Perfect's had some problems with his back.”
Heenan:”Yeah, It's yellow.”
Bischoff to McMichaels:”Did you ever play football while unconscious.”
Brain:”His whole career!”
*Heenan bei der Survivor Series 1992:”Its the women in Cleveland, they all look like the Undertaker.”
Brain:”Duggan's an idiot.”
Tony:”Duggan's an idiot?!?”
Brain:”So, you agree with me.”
Bobby:”Excuse me one minute. (yelling) Hey Stu (Hart), wake up! He fell
asleep.”
Vince:“He's gonna wake up. He's gonna come over here, Bobby.”
Bobby:”That'll take two hours. We'll be off the air.”
Brain:“It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana..it just won't take him very long”
*Paul Orndorff kommt mit einer neuen Einzugsmusik zum Ring
Brain:“You know, this is the same music, ladies and gentlemen that they played at Schiavone's third wedding.”
Savage:”Is she (Luna) from Oklahoma?”
Heenan:“No, she's pretty.”
Brain: “Hulkamania is going to die here tonight in Texas. And what a horrible place to be buried”
Schiavone: “A drop toehold by one of the Nasty Boys, believe it or not.”
Heenan:“That was an accident, believe me.”
*Miss Elizabeth kommt mit Mean Gene Okerlund zum Ring
Moonson:”Wow, look at that. Beautiful.”
Henan:“I don't know, he's sort of going bald!”
Schiavone: “You know, over the history of this sport there have been a lot of managers who have taken their wrestlers for a ride. Isn't that right?”
Heenan:“OH, I've HEARD... I've heard of managers doing that, but I know from my experience as a manager I couldn't do enough for my wrestlers... “
Monsoon:“My cab driver told me he could have gotten five times what he paid for his (Royal Rumble) ticket.”
Heenan: “If I had a few of those, I'd be out front.”
Vince:“There are three Canadians left in the battle Royale, with the Quebecers and Rick Martel.”
Heenan:“And Adam Bomb's from Three-Mile Island. That's like Canada.”
Heenan:“Have you ever been to Minnesota during the winter, Schiavone?”
Schiavone:“No, I haven't Bobby.”
Heenan:“Best two hours you'll ever spend.”
Alfred Hayes:“Thank you so much Bobby for that kind introduction.”
Brain:“It was written down. I didn't come up with it.”
Schivone:“I wouldn't let you do my taxes, either.”
Brain:“I don't do my own, either. I have my friend do mine.”
Schivone:”Oh really. Who's your friend?”
Brain:”Never mind. He won't be out for another 6 months.”
Brain:”The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.”
Ross:”I didn't see any tag there!”
Savage:“There wasn't one.”
Brain:”You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes.”
Ross:”I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it.”
Brain:”Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma.”
Gorilla:”This place is going crazy! Look at the Hulkster pointing to all of his hulkamaniacs!”
Heenan:”He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!”
*Dustin Rhodes schlaegt in der Ringecke auf seinen Gegner ein, und die Zuschauer beginnen mit zuzaehlen.
Brain:”I've never been so surprised in my life.”
Tony:”You're surprised that Dustin is dominating this match?”
Brain:”No, I'm surprised that the humanoids can count to 10... “
Brain: “You know, you can bang the Nasty Boys' heads into the turnbuckles all you want, it doesn't matter, it just makes the turnbuckles stickier.”
Bischoff:”We have a new World Heavyweight Champion!”
Brain:”No, we have a new WCW Heavyweight Champion!”
Bischoff:”Let me tell you something guys... Nasty Boys... if you believe that, then you're dumber than you look.”
Brain:”They couldn't be that dumb!”
Brain:“Oh, the Armstrongs won't win this one, they're quitters!”
Schiavone:”That's not true, do you make this stuff up?”
Brain:“No, Bob Armstrong himself told me that!”
Schiavone:“So brain, your saying you managed all your wrestlers to the top by yourself, whether they were talented or not?”
Brain:”Oh, I see you read my book!”
Tony:”I think the fans are pretty much divided as to who their favorite is.”
Brain:”Yes. One half loves Flair, the other half hates Steamboat.”
*Cactus Jack wird gerade in die Ringabsperrung gehaemmert
Brain:“You'd better get somebody down here. That rail could be damaged.”
Brain:”Do you know what 'Ariba' means. It means 'Swim faster, the boarder guards are behind us'”.
Brain:“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me!”
Brain ueber den Junkyard Dog:”His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!”
Savage:”It's not over till it's over.”
Heenan:“You know who said that?”
Savage:”Who?”
Heenan:”Yogi Bear.” (8)
Jim Ross:”Perfect's had some problems with his back.”
Heenan:”Yeah, It's yellow.”
Bischoff to McMichaels:”Did you ever play football while unconscious.”
Brain:”His whole career!”
*Heenan bei der Survivor Series 1992:”Its the women in Cleveland, they all look like the Undertaker.”
Brain:”Duggan's an idiot.”
Tony:”Duggan's an idiot?!?”
Brain:”So, you agree with me.”
Bobby:”Excuse me one minute. (yelling) Hey Stu (Hart), wake up! He fell
asleep.”
Vince:“He's gonna wake up. He's gonna come over here, Bobby.”
Bobby:”That'll take two hours. We'll be off the air.”
Brain:“It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana..it just won't take him very long”
*Paul Orndorff kommt mit einer neuen Einzugsmusik zum Ring
Brain:“You know, this is the same music, ladies and gentlemen that they played at Schiavone's third wedding.”
Savage:”Is she (Luna) from Oklahoma?”
Heenan:“No, she's pretty.”
Brain: “Hulkamania is going to die here tonight in Texas. And what a horrible place to be buried”
Schiavone: “A drop toehold by one of the Nasty Boys, believe it or not.”
Heenan:“That was an accident, believe me.”
*Miss Elizabeth kommt mit Mean Gene Okerlund zum Ring
Moonson:”Wow, look at that. Beautiful.”
Henan:“I don't know, he's sort of going bald!”
Schiavone: “You know, over the history of this sport there have been a lot of managers who have taken their wrestlers for a ride. Isn't that right?”
Heenan:“OH, I've HEARD... I've heard of managers doing that, but I know from my experience as a manager I couldn't do enough for my wrestlers... “
Monsoon:“My cab driver told me he could have gotten five times what he paid for his (Royal Rumble) ticket.”
Heenan: “If I had a few of those, I'd be out front.”
Vince:“There are three Canadians left in the battle Royale, with the Quebecers and Rick Martel.”
Heenan:“And Adam Bomb's from Three-Mile Island. That's like Canada.”
Heenan:“Have you ever been to Minnesota during the winter, Schiavone?”
Schiavone:“No, I haven't Bobby.”
Heenan:“Best two hours you'll ever spend.”
Alfred Hayes:“Thank you so much Bobby for that kind introduction.”
Brain:“It was written down. I didn't come up with it.”
Schivone:“I wouldn't let you do my taxes, either.”
Brain:“I don't do my own, either. I have my friend do mine.”
Schivone:”Oh really. Who's your friend?”
Brain:”Never mind. He won't be out for another 6 months.”
Brain:”The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.”
Ross:”I didn't see any tag there!”
Savage:“There wasn't one.”
Brain:”You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes.”
Ross:”I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it.”
Brain:”Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma.”
Gorilla:”This place is going crazy! Look at the Hulkster pointing to all of his hulkamaniacs!”
Heenan:”He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!”
*Dustin Rhodes schlaegt in der Ringecke auf seinen Gegner ein, und die Zuschauer beginnen mit zuzaehlen.
Brain:”I've never been so surprised in my life.”
Tony:”You're surprised that Dustin is dominating this match?”
Brain:”No, I'm surprised that the humanoids can count to 10... “
Brain: “You know, you can bang the Nasty Boys' heads into the turnbuckles all you want, it doesn't matter, it just makes the turnbuckles stickier.”
Bischoff:”We have a new World Heavyweight Champion!”
Brain:”No, we have a new WCW Heavyweight Champion!”
Bischoff:”Let me tell you something guys... Nasty Boys... if you believe that, then you're dumber than you look.”
Brain:”They couldn't be that dumb!”
Brain:“Oh, the Armstrongs won't win this one, they're quitters!”
Schiavone:”That's not true, do you make this stuff up?”
Brain:“No, Bob Armstrong himself told me that!”
Schiavone:“So brain, your saying you managed all your wrestlers to the top by yourself, whether they were talented or not?”
Brain:”Oh, I see you read my book!”