06.09.2007, 09:19
Gorilla: (spricht ueber Koko B Ware`s Vogel, Frankie) “Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old”
Brain: “Not in my house”
Brain:“You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?”
Gorilla:”Why?”
Brain:”They only had one car!”
Heenan:”Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.”
Bobby Heenan:”A friend in need is a pest.”
Bobby Heenan:”You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!”
Bobby Heenan:”The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.”
Brain:“Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?”
Gorilla: “What?”
Brain:“Tupper”
Heenan:”I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!”
Schiavone:“Tell us, Bobby, who?”
Heenan:”He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!”
Gorilla:“That was an illegal move!”
Brain:”No it wasn't.”
Gorilla:“Yes it was!”
Brain:“No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull.”
Brain:“Now THAT'S no way to introduce a man like Hilbilly Jim!!”
Monsoon:“Well, how would YOU do it, Brain??”
Brain:”Ladies and Gentlemen... the HICK FROM MUD LICK, HILBILLY JIM!!!”
Brain:“Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!”
(Bobby Heenan macht sich lustig ueber Kerry Von Erich`s Tornado Punch)
Brain:”And the little runt…..“
Gorilla:”Did I hear you call Jimmy Hart a runt?”
Brain:”No, I was clearing my throat *HA-RUNNNNTK*”
*Koko B Ware betritt den Ring mit einem neuen Hair Style
Brain:”Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?”
Gorilla:”No. What?”
Brain:”Afroturf.”
“You recieved 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps.”
Bobby Heenan zu Bob Ueker bei Wrestlemania 4
Brain:”That's my pin-up girl” (spricht ueber Sherri Martel)
Gorilla:”I think you should see your occulist”
Brain:”There's nothing wrong with my feet.”
*Heenan spricht ueber Sherri Martel und Shawn Michaels….
Brain:”She is in love with that man!”
Gorilla:”Yeah, but is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Pardon?”
Gorilla:”Is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there.”
Gorilla:”Bimbo? Did you say bimbo?”
Brain:”I didn't say that, I coughed. I said 'Buimmmh'”.
Brain:”I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby!”
Gorilla:”You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.”
Brain:”Who?”
*Waehrend eines Undertaker Matches….
Brain:”C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5”
Gorilla:”What are you doing?”
Brain:”I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster.”
Gorilla:”Why don't you go down there and referee?”
Brain:”I'm needed here.”
Gorilla: “What would you do if you were the Hitman?”
Brain:”Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work. I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron.”
Gorilla:”I don't know who's the legal guy in the ring.”
Brain:”Danny Davis, the referee!”
Bobby Heenan:”You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
*Bei Wrestlemania 8 als Roddy Piper gegen Bret Hart doch nicht die Ringglocke einsetzt.
Bobby Heenan:“You know that show of sportsmanship....the respect for each other, the enthusiasm they have....makes me sick!”
Ross:”Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker”
Bobby:”I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.”
*Bei Wrestlemania 9 als Hogan das Geld aus Money Inc`s Koffer in die Zuschauer wirft.
Ross:”Hogan's giving the money away!”
Bobby:”Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!”
Bobby Heenan ueber Davey Boy Smith:”Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo.”
Bobby:”Right here in Jim Louis Arena.”
Gorilla: ”Joe Louis! ”
Bobby:”Joe Louis, sorry.”
Gorilla:”Who's Jim Louis?”
Bobby:”Who's Joe Louis?”
Gorilla:”I have trouble telling the Beverly's apart.”
Bobby:”Beau's the one with the blond hair.”
Brain:”There's a beautiful section of Tupelo...18 trailer homes...those are Tupelo condominiums.”
*Zuschauer chanten USA USA..
Brain:”It's a shame Tony that Tupelo, Mississippi isn't part of the USA.”
Brain:”That's a shame for Sting, cause if you go to the hospital in this town with a bad leg, they shoot you.”
Schiavione:”This is a great town.”
Brain:”They should tear it down and build a slum.”
Bobby Heenan:”If I was managing the Bushwackers, I'd commit suicide.”
Ross:”Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers.”
Bobby:”Well, it's not a big loss.”
Ross:”Virgil is unconscious.”
Bobby:”When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you.”
Bobby:”You like Kamala, don't you...”
Savage:”Yes I do.”
Bobby:”Would you let him do your taxes?”
Savage:”I'd rather have Kamala do them, than IRS.”
Bobby:”He saved me a packet last year. I paid 78 bucks, cash!”
Vince:”78 dollars?!?....With what you earn..”
Bobby:”I barely make it by, I'm supporting an orphanage in fuji don't you know!!”
Bobby Heenan wenn der Heel gerade cheatet:”What happened there? My monitor went out.”
Heenan waehrend des Barber Shop Segmentes als die Rockers sich splitten.
Zuerst als sie sich die Haende geben:“See, one without the other isn't any good.”
Und nachdem Superkick:”Oh, I knew he was going to do that. I just knew he was going to do that. He don't need Jannety:”
Bobby Heenan ueber Paris:”This wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.”
Brain:”The big guy doesn't always win, the smart guy doesn't always win, but the big smart guy sometimes beats the small smart guy and sometimes the small quick guy beats the big slow guy and sometimes the quick dumb guy beats the slow smart guy...”
-Brain:”Parts Unknown, it usually means Downtown Newark.”
Brain:”How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time?”
Gorilla:”Who, the Hitman?”
Brain:”Yes.”
Gorilla:”Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation?”
Brain:”Too long.”
Gorilla:”He'll be here when you're gone, Brain.”
Brain:”What'd you hear?”
Brain:”They're (Bushwackers) living proof that the 3 stooges had children.”
Brain:”Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto”
Brain:”With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.”
Brain:”You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in Nashville, it's the same as kissing their foot.”
Schivone:”Why do you say that?”
Brain:”Same size, same aroma.”
*Gerade wird ein Wrestler von 5 anderen Wrestlern zusammen geschlagen.
Brain:“It could be worse McMahon. It could be me.”
Brain:“Giving the Nasty Boys the Tag Team of the year award is like giving the Cindy Crawford beauty award to Roseanne Barr.” (8)
Brain:”You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?”
Schivone:”What?”
Brain:”Divorce.”
Brain:”I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
Brain: “Not in my house”
Brain:“You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?”
Gorilla:”Why?”
Brain:”They only had one car!”
Heenan:”Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.”
Bobby Heenan:”A friend in need is a pest.”
Bobby Heenan:”You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!”
Bobby Heenan:”The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.”
Brain:“Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?”
Gorilla: “What?”
Brain:“Tupper”
Heenan:”I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!”
Schiavone:“Tell us, Bobby, who?”
Heenan:”He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!”
Gorilla:“That was an illegal move!”
Brain:”No it wasn't.”
Gorilla:“Yes it was!”
Brain:“No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull.”
Brain:“Now THAT'S no way to introduce a man like Hilbilly Jim!!”
Monsoon:“Well, how would YOU do it, Brain??”
Brain:”Ladies and Gentlemen... the HICK FROM MUD LICK, HILBILLY JIM!!!”
Brain:“Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!”
(Bobby Heenan macht sich lustig ueber Kerry Von Erich`s Tornado Punch)
Brain:”And the little runt…..“
Gorilla:”Did I hear you call Jimmy Hart a runt?”
Brain:”No, I was clearing my throat *HA-RUNNNNTK*”
*Koko B Ware betritt den Ring mit einem neuen Hair Style
Brain:”Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?”
Gorilla:”No. What?”
Brain:”Afroturf.”
“You recieved 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps.”
Bobby Heenan zu Bob Ueker bei Wrestlemania 4
Brain:”That's my pin-up girl” (spricht ueber Sherri Martel)
Gorilla:”I think you should see your occulist”
Brain:”There's nothing wrong with my feet.”
*Heenan spricht ueber Sherri Martel und Shawn Michaels….
Brain:”She is in love with that man!”
Gorilla:”Yeah, but is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Pardon?”
Gorilla:”Is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there.”
Gorilla:”Bimbo? Did you say bimbo?”
Brain:”I didn't say that, I coughed. I said 'Buimmmh'”.
Brain:”I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby!”
Gorilla:”You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.”
Brain:”Who?”
*Waehrend eines Undertaker Matches….
Brain:”C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5”
Gorilla:”What are you doing?”
Brain:”I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster.”
Gorilla:”Why don't you go down there and referee?”
Brain:”I'm needed here.”
Gorilla: “What would you do if you were the Hitman?”
Brain:”Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work. I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron.”
Gorilla:”I don't know who's the legal guy in the ring.”
Brain:”Danny Davis, the referee!”
Bobby Heenan:”You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
*Bei Wrestlemania 8 als Roddy Piper gegen Bret Hart doch nicht die Ringglocke einsetzt.
Bobby Heenan:“You know that show of sportsmanship....the respect for each other, the enthusiasm they have....makes me sick!”
Ross:”Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker”
Bobby:”I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.”
*Bei Wrestlemania 9 als Hogan das Geld aus Money Inc`s Koffer in die Zuschauer wirft.
Ross:”Hogan's giving the money away!”
Bobby:”Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!”
Bobby Heenan ueber Davey Boy Smith:”Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo.”
Bobby:”Right here in Jim Louis Arena.”
Gorilla: ”Joe Louis! ”
Bobby:”Joe Louis, sorry.”
Gorilla:”Who's Jim Louis?”
Bobby:”Who's Joe Louis?”
Gorilla:”I have trouble telling the Beverly's apart.”
Bobby:”Beau's the one with the blond hair.”
Brain:”There's a beautiful section of Tupelo...18 trailer homes...those are Tupelo condominiums.”
*Zuschauer chanten USA USA..
Brain:”It's a shame Tony that Tupelo, Mississippi isn't part of the USA.”
Brain:”That's a shame for Sting, cause if you go to the hospital in this town with a bad leg, they shoot you.”
Schiavione:”This is a great town.”
Brain:”They should tear it down and build a slum.”
Bobby Heenan:”If I was managing the Bushwackers, I'd commit suicide.”
Ross:”Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers.”
Bobby:”Well, it's not a big loss.”
Ross:”Virgil is unconscious.”
Bobby:”When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you.”
Bobby:”You like Kamala, don't you...”
Savage:”Yes I do.”
Bobby:”Would you let him do your taxes?”
Savage:”I'd rather have Kamala do them, than IRS.”
Bobby:”He saved me a packet last year. I paid 78 bucks, cash!”
Vince:”78 dollars?!?....With what you earn..”
Bobby:”I barely make it by, I'm supporting an orphanage in fuji don't you know!!”
Bobby Heenan wenn der Heel gerade cheatet:”What happened there? My monitor went out.”
Heenan waehrend des Barber Shop Segmentes als die Rockers sich splitten.
Zuerst als sie sich die Haende geben:“See, one without the other isn't any good.”
Und nachdem Superkick:”Oh, I knew he was going to do that. I just knew he was going to do that. He don't need Jannety:”
Bobby Heenan ueber Paris:”This wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.”
Brain:”The big guy doesn't always win, the smart guy doesn't always win, but the big smart guy sometimes beats the small smart guy and sometimes the small quick guy beats the big slow guy and sometimes the quick dumb guy beats the slow smart guy...”
-Brain:”Parts Unknown, it usually means Downtown Newark.”
Brain:”How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time?”
Gorilla:”Who, the Hitman?”
Brain:”Yes.”
Gorilla:”Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation?”
Brain:”Too long.”
Gorilla:”He'll be here when you're gone, Brain.”
Brain:”What'd you hear?”
Brain:”They're (Bushwackers) living proof that the 3 stooges had children.”
Brain:”Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto”
Brain:”With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.”
Brain:”You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in Nashville, it's the same as kissing their foot.”
Schivone:”Why do you say that?”
Brain:”Same size, same aroma.”
*Gerade wird ein Wrestler von 5 anderen Wrestlern zusammen geschlagen.
Brain:“It could be worse McMahon. It could be me.”
Brain:“Giving the Nasty Boys the Tag Team of the year award is like giving the Cindy Crawford beauty award to Roseanne Barr.” (8)
Brain:”You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?”
Schivone:”What?”
Brain:”Divorce.”
Brain:”I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”