04.12.2002, 00:33
Vince: Well, we'll just make him a heel. That way, we can pretend that the "X-pac Sucks" chants are just because he's a heel, rather than that everyone thinks he sucks. Anyway, we'll give Scott Hall the IC title, and this Justin Incredible guy the European title. And I think I'll change Justin Credible to Just Incredible instead. It's funnier that way.
JR: But Edge and Christian have been doing so well in singles competition. This would be a huge blow!
Vince: Bah! With our overcrowded roster, there's no room for career advancement! We'll put them as a tag team again. They can feud with the Hardys. And the Dudleys. They like that.
JR: Well, the Hardys are breaking up, and that feud is getting stale, anyway.
Vince: Nonsense! We'll make TLC 3 at Vengeance, and then TLC 4 at Royal Rumble. We'll wait until Wrestlemania for TLC 5. Then, at Backlash, TLCG with Kaientai.
JR: That "G" better not stand for what I think it means!
Vince: Hey, if Big Show can say it Live on International television, I sure as Hell can name a match after it!
JR: I can't take this anymore! I quit!
Vince: Fine. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. I'll replace you with Coachman.
Ross storms out. Vince suddenly turns extremely displeased as Coachman gets out from under his desk.
Coachman: I am honored. I can't begin to...
Vince: Shut up and get back under the desk. You have work to do...
Coachman sighs and get's back under the desk. We here a zipper unzipping, and Vince's face lightens again.
Vince: That's better.
Undertaker: So can I bring Nash in or not.
Vince: Sure, but tell him that if he has a bad match with you, he's out!
Undertaker: Oh, one more thing. At Royal Rumble, Nash wants to have a handicap match for the Unified title and win. He wants to face Jericho, Rock, and Austin. That way, I can win the title AGAIN at Wrestlemania, in that Hell in a Cell match.
Vince: No problem. It'll be a slobberknocker!
They both laugh and Undertaker exits. Vince notices Flair in the corner.
Vince: What are you still here for?
Flair: I want to talk about the company Vince. The way I see it, we need a new Four Horsemen. I have some ideas, including Booker T., Chris Benoit, maybe Lance Storm, Albert, or maybe Test....
Vince: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you Steven Richards, Bull Buchanan, and the Goodfather... err Godfather... err Kama Mustafa... err.. you give him a gimmick this time.
Flair: But I can't work with talent like that. They new Horsemen will be a laughingstock.
Vince: And Mongo wasn't? Your problem, not mine.
Flair begins to turn purple, goes into convulsions, and struts out of the office. He pauses once to bounce off of imaginary ring ropes before continuing out.
1 hour later, Ric Flair comes back into the office.
Flair: Have you changed your mind about the 4 Horsemen yet?
Vince: Why yes, I have!
Flair: You have!
Vince: I've decided to make the new 4 Horsemen leader, Steven Richards!
Flair: What? I refuse to listen to that moron!
Vince: Don't worry, you won't have to, because you're not even gonna be in the group, Val Venis will take your spot.
Flair: You can't be serious! Next thing you know, you'll have Ivory join up and have a relationship Steven Richards.
Vince: Damn, you read my mind don't you?
(Flair flips off Vince and storms out of the office. Maven enters.)
Maven: Sup Vince.
Vince: Hey Raven.
Maven: I'm not Raven, I'm Maven!
Vince: Oh, so what do you want?
Maven: I want an angle!
Vince: Oh! I have the perfect idea! I'll have you lose match after match to Kurt Angle. This will lead up to the Royal Rumble. At the Rumble, I'll have you fight someone other than Angle.
Maven:*excited* Really? Who?
Vince: Raven!
Maven: That sounds ok, but shouldn't we have an angle leading up to this?
Vince: I'm way ahead of you, the storyline will be formed on the Sunday Night Heat right before the Rumble.
Maven: Oh, it's one of those on-the-fly things?
Vince: Yes, but there's a twist. You and Raven argue over rhyming rights. I think your match at the Rumble should be a gimmick match.
Maven: I don't like where this is going.
Vince: You and Raven will do battle in a rhyming match. Each of you will choose words. Whoever can make the most rhymes out of the word will win.
Maven: What word will I get?
Vince: Cactus!
Maven:*pissed* What word will Raven get?
Vince: Cat!
Maven: What! I hate this angle!
Vince: That's ok, I have one more idea, you disguise yourself and make a guest appearance at Tough Enough 2.
Maven: Who will I diguise as?
Vince: Well, The Rock has a busy schedule, but it will help publicity if he's on the show.
Maven: So, you're saying?
Vince: You're going to dress as the Rock!
Maven: But----
Vince:*hits intercom button* Lackey!
*Shane Douglas once again enters in a butler suit. He drags Maven out of the office.*
*Jerry Lawler enters*
Jerry: Hey Vince, I think it was a great idea having JR fired. Now the dream combination of me and Coach can shine.
Vince: Actually, I was thinking of giving you a wrestling angle.
Jerry: What!?
Vince: Yeah, I was thinking of having you defeat the Dudley Boyz for the Tag-Titles.
Jerry: But who will take my place at the commentary table?
*Mike Sanders enters.*
Sanders: Hi Vince!
Vince: Hi Mike!
*Sanders leaves.*
Jerry: I thought the Dudleyz were going to fight in TLC matches for the next several PPV's?
Vince: Yes, but you will win the belts in one of the matches with your partner.
Jerry: Who is my partner?
Vince: None other than, Paul Heyman!
Jerry: You're kidding me!
Vince: No, but then Stacy will leave the Dudley Boyz and have a relationship with.....
Jerry:*excited* Me?
Vince: No, Paul Heyman! Lita will also leave the Hardyz to be with......
Jerry: *excited* Me?
Vince: No, Paul Heyman again. This will continue, he will also have Torrie Wilson with him after he beats Tajiri at Backlash in the TLCG match. I'm also planning on having Trish go with Paul Heyman after he defeats The Rock in a RAW main event.
Jerry: *crying* Why?
Vince: Publicity! Paul will start a Godfather-like gimmick. He will have the 4 bombshells with him at every show. But, not to worry, you will also have 4 women with you.....
Jerry: *gaining conifidence*: Really? Who?
Vince: Mae Young, Fabulous Moolah, Linda, and I'm gonna have to reinstate somebody.
Jerry: *hoping it's someone hot*: Who?
Vince: Daffney! That angle will be excellent. I'm also planning on buying out David Flair and Crowbar's contracts. This will create a prime Tag-Team feud. They will win the Tag-Titles from you and your team will disband. Heyman's 8 girls will feud with your 8 girls. End of story, get the hell out of my office.
*Jerry storms out of the office.*
Vince: Ah, sweet victory, Coach, start zipping!
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