20.02.2011, 06:53
Wir schalten backstage, wo eine schwarze Limousine vorfährt. Michael Cole sagt, dass dies der Wrestlemania Host sein müsse. Der Wagen hält an und die Tür öffnet sich, allerdings sieht man noch nicht, wer es ist. Ein Bein kann man jetzt erkennen und es ist ein weibliches Bein mit hochhackigen Schuhen.
Im Ring steht Justin Roberts, der die Zuschauer bittet den Host von Wrestlemania 27 zu begrüßen. Ein Lichtspektakel startet und nach und nach werden die Lichter in der Halle rot und immer dunkler bis es nur noch ein ganz leicht schimmerndes Licht ist. Das leuchtende Wrestlemania 27 Zeichen geht aus, die Hauptbeleuchtung geht ganz aus und zu guter Letzt auch die Titantrons. Ein Undertaker-ähnliches Licht kommt und spannungsverbreitende Sounds werden eingespielt, dann wird es wieder komplett dunkel und die Menge ist in hoffnungsvoller Erwartung.......
"If you smell, what the Rock is cooking!"
Diese Entrance-Musik, die die Wrestling-Fans der Welt so lange nicht mehr gehört haben, löst eine Reaktion aus, wie nichts Anderes es könnte. Ein Jubel der überschwänglichsten Art, Freudenssprünge, wenn nicht sogar "Mark-Outs" mit garantiertem Gänsehautgefühl setzt ein.
Kaum jemand hat an diese Rückkehr noch geglaubt und nun ist er da, nach all der langen Zeit, wo wir alle darauf gehofft haben, dass ER wieder kommt, ist The Rock wieder da. Er lässt sich in gewohnter Pose auf den Ringseilen feiern und auch der letzte John Cena Fan in dieser Arena hat begriffen, das er hier und jetzt ein Teil der Wrestlinggeschichte ist und das diese Person, die er da vor sich im Ring sieht, einer der ganz, ganz Großen in diesem Business ist.
Rocky steht in einem schwarzen Tank Top mit der Aufschrift "I Bring It" sowie seiner Sonnenbrille auf im Ring, genießt die Rufe seiner Fans und fühlt die Freude der Leute. Er wartet den richtigen Moment ab um seine ersten Worte nach so langer Zeit zu sagen. Da ich zu viel Respekt habe vor der Art und Weise, wie dieser Mann mit dem Publikum interagiert und harmoniert, werde ich gar nicht erst anfangen diese epische Ansprache ins Deutsche zu übersetzen. Ich versuche euch das Gefühl zu vermitteln, indem ich Anmerkungen auf Deutsch dazu schreibe.
Der People's Champion steht im Ring und steigert sich im Folgenden weiter und weiter in seiner einzigartigen Art mit seiner Stimme zu spielen.
"After seven long years.... finally... finally.... finally The Rock has come back to Anaheim!
Which means finally The Rock has come back to Monday Night Raw!
Which means FINALLY The Rock has come back....... HOME!"
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
"Now before The Rock gets into that, before we electrify, before we turn this out tonight, for those of you who don't know, The Rock has many nicknames. The Great One, THE most electrifying Man in ALL of Entertainment, the People's Champion."
"But I wanna tell you something that is important to me right now. I need to take this moment and I need to tell you something ...
Er nimmt die Sonnenbrille ab und wirkt ernsthafter.
.... as Dwayne:
It's been a long time since I've been back, seven years to be exact.
But I wanna take this moment in the middle of this ring to tell you why I'm back. It's not because of the money, it's not to promote a movie, I'm back in the middle of this ring because of you.
When I left, when I left the WWE seven years ago, I dreamed big and you guys dreamed big with me. You helped me accomplish my goals, accomplish my dreams because you never left my side.
And I wanna take this moment to tell you all here, you're live here, millions watching around the world.
I wanna tell you thank you, I love you .... and it is because of you that I'm back in this ring and it is because of you and I give you my word I'm never ever going away!"
Die Arena bebt und Rocky, Rocky, Rocky ertönt es von überall. Er setzt seine Sonnenbrille wieder auf und signalisiert somit, dass es Zeit ist zu elektrisieren, aber hört/lest selbst.
"Simply put, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rock is BACK! Now The Rock is back because I wanted to do something unprecedented, something no man had ever done before. I wanted to host Wrestlemania. So what happened?
The Rock called Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon said:
Rock, I know why you're calling. I know you know I need a host for Wrestlemania.
Rock, there is only one man electrifying enough to host Wrestlemania.
Rock, there is only one man that can captivate the world.
Rock, that man can only be Justin Bieber!"
Was ein großartiges "Buh" der Masse, inklusive ungefähr dreier verlorener Fans, die am Klatschen oder Jubeln sind! Der folgende Abschnitt ist einer, in dem er sich selbst pusht und die Massen elektrisiert wie kein Zweiter es kann!
"But I told Vince, I said wa...nonono. No, The Rock knows Justin, he's cool, dig, dig the kid, cool kid, BUT:
Make no mistake about it Vince!
There is only ONE MAN capable enough to host Wrestlemania!
That man is the jabroni-beating, lalalalaal-pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, step off the break-put your foot on the gas, always ready to whoop some ass, the People's Champion THE ROCK!
The Rock is going to Wrestlemania, The Rock will host Wrestlemania and at the drop of a dime The Rock will layeth the Smackdown at Wrestlemania!
But to who? That's the question.
Could it be the WWE Champion The Miz?
He's the one that goes around and says I'm The Miz and I'm awesome. I'm awesome, I'm awesome. I hear that all the time, I'm awesome.
Well The Rock ain't no scientist but he pretty much knows, that there's one formula that's a fact. If you gotta run around shooting your mouth off telling everybody how awesome you are, it means you absolutely, undoubtedly unquestionably 100% completely SUCK!
But there's one more man who The Rock wants to see.
There's one more man who The Rock is gonna see.
And that man ... "
Düdülüt..düdülüt, der lachende Michael Cole macht sich schon bereit für seinen Gang zum Computer. "Can I have your attention please! I've just received an E-Mail from the anonymous Raw General Manager!"
"Wohwohwohwohwoh!
Michael Cole if you take one more step to that computer The Rock will get outta here and slap the taste so far out of your mouth that you'll never get it back! Shut Up!
Michael Cole do you actually think that The Rock is just gonna let you walk over to that computer and interupt him when he's LIVE on Raw!
Is that what you think?
You actually think that any of us give a damn about what your general manager has to say?
Michael Cole, is that what you think?"
Michael Cole: I'll tell you what I think..
"It doesn't matter what you think!
What you do Michael Cole, is you sit your ass down on that announcer booth, you take off your headset and you don't say a damn word.
Aaaaand I Quote: You know your damn role and you shut your damn mouth! Because if you don't The Rock will have some pretty cool pictures to post on his Facebook tonight.
Does anyone here wanna contribute to the Rock's Facebook tonight? Really simple: Facebook.com/DwayneJohnson!
If Michael Cole doesn't do as The Rock says, you're gonna get a beautiful picture of The Rock stepping out of this ring, going over to that computer, some of you may know where I'm going with this! The picture you gonna get is The Rock shining it up real nice, turn that son of a bitch sideways and sticking it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass!
Now sit down, you look like a drunk hobbit, sit your ass down!"
Nach kurzer Pause ergreift er wieder das Mikrofon und macht da weiter, wo er ungewollt aufgehört hat.
"There's one man who The Rock is gonna see. There's one man who The Rock has to see face-to-face. A guy who I met, a guy who I thought was a cool guy. I wished him well, happy for his success. When The Rock leaves he comes in and out of the blue eventually he starts talking trash about The Rock. I don't know why and I don't care, but I'm back now, you might have heard of him, his name is John Cena."
Cena sucks! Cena sucks! Cena sucks!
"So let me get this straight!
The WWE has gone from the powerful Austin 3:16.... to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" all the way to "You cant shheee miiiiee!" .... "You can't shhee miiiee" "You can't shhee miieee" What are you playing peek-a-boo? You can't shee miieee! I can shhe you! You can't...Can you shhe miiee?
Oh believe me, we all can see you! We all can see you! A blindfolded sleeping stuck in a basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass! How in the hell do you think we could miss? You come out here with your bright ass purple shirt and before that your bright green shirt and before that your bright orange shirt! You run around here looking like a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles!!!
John Cena, The Rock will see you at Wrestlemania. Just like The Rock will see The Miz at Wrestlemania. Just like he will see everyone at Wrestlemania and just as sure as The Rock, just as sure as The Rock turns Wrestlemania into the most epic Wrestlemania of all time and just as sure as anything can and will happen at Wrestlemania and just as sure as every day John Cena walks out here looking like he just got shot out of Barney the dinosaur's anus is just, is just as sure as The Rock guaran-damn-tees three things at this Wrestlemania.
The Rock guaran-damn-tees to show the world that he's the most electrifying man in ALL of Entertainment!
The Rock guaran-damn-tees at a drop of a dime, just like that, to layeth the Smack-a-down on all their candy asses!
And the last thing and most important The Rock and the millions"
People: "and millions"
"Nonononono, that's not good enough, nononono, The Rock and the millions"
People: "and millions"
"Nonononono, that's still not good enough, The Rock is the People's Champ, you're the backbone of The Rock, when we speak our voices are heard, we all say I bring it, Anaheim the world is watching, Anaheim the world is listening, one more time when The Rock and the millions"
People: "and MILLIONS"
"of The Rock's fans go to Wrestlemania and electrify Wrestlemania and the world like noone else can IF YA SMELLLALALALLALAOOWW WHAT THE ROCK..."
People: "is cooking!"
The Rock wartet und bannt die Massen zum Abschluss noch in seinen Bann, indem er sein Mikrofon eine halbe Minute lang über seinen geneigten Kopf hält.
"IS COOKING!"
Er zieht noch die berühmte Augenbraue hoch, feiert eine Weile auf den Ringseilen, geht aus dem Ring und mit einem sich feiern lassenden The Rock auf der Stage geht Monday Night Raw off-air!
Im Ring steht Justin Roberts, der die Zuschauer bittet den Host von Wrestlemania 27 zu begrüßen. Ein Lichtspektakel startet und nach und nach werden die Lichter in der Halle rot und immer dunkler bis es nur noch ein ganz leicht schimmerndes Licht ist. Das leuchtende Wrestlemania 27 Zeichen geht aus, die Hauptbeleuchtung geht ganz aus und zu guter Letzt auch die Titantrons. Ein Undertaker-ähnliches Licht kommt und spannungsverbreitende Sounds werden eingespielt, dann wird es wieder komplett dunkel und die Menge ist in hoffnungsvoller Erwartung.......
"If you smell, what the Rock is cooking!"
Diese Entrance-Musik, die die Wrestling-Fans der Welt so lange nicht mehr gehört haben, löst eine Reaktion aus, wie nichts Anderes es könnte. Ein Jubel der überschwänglichsten Art, Freudenssprünge, wenn nicht sogar "Mark-Outs" mit garantiertem Gänsehautgefühl setzt ein.
Kaum jemand hat an diese Rückkehr noch geglaubt und nun ist er da, nach all der langen Zeit, wo wir alle darauf gehofft haben, dass ER wieder kommt, ist The Rock wieder da. Er lässt sich in gewohnter Pose auf den Ringseilen feiern und auch der letzte John Cena Fan in dieser Arena hat begriffen, das er hier und jetzt ein Teil der Wrestlinggeschichte ist und das diese Person, die er da vor sich im Ring sieht, einer der ganz, ganz Großen in diesem Business ist.
Rocky steht in einem schwarzen Tank Top mit der Aufschrift "I Bring It" sowie seiner Sonnenbrille auf im Ring, genießt die Rufe seiner Fans und fühlt die Freude der Leute. Er wartet den richtigen Moment ab um seine ersten Worte nach so langer Zeit zu sagen. Da ich zu viel Respekt habe vor der Art und Weise, wie dieser Mann mit dem Publikum interagiert und harmoniert, werde ich gar nicht erst anfangen diese epische Ansprache ins Deutsche zu übersetzen. Ich versuche euch das Gefühl zu vermitteln, indem ich Anmerkungen auf Deutsch dazu schreibe.
Der People's Champion steht im Ring und steigert sich im Folgenden weiter und weiter in seiner einzigartigen Art mit seiner Stimme zu spielen.
"After seven long years.... finally... finally.... finally The Rock has come back to Anaheim!
Which means finally The Rock has come back to Monday Night Raw!
Which means FINALLY The Rock has come back....... HOME!"
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
"Now before The Rock gets into that, before we electrify, before we turn this out tonight, for those of you who don't know, The Rock has many nicknames. The Great One, THE most electrifying Man in ALL of Entertainment, the People's Champion."
"But I wanna tell you something that is important to me right now. I need to take this moment and I need to tell you something ...
Er nimmt die Sonnenbrille ab und wirkt ernsthafter.
.... as Dwayne:
It's been a long time since I've been back, seven years to be exact.
But I wanna take this moment in the middle of this ring to tell you why I'm back. It's not because of the money, it's not to promote a movie, I'm back in the middle of this ring because of you.
When I left, when I left the WWE seven years ago, I dreamed big and you guys dreamed big with me. You helped me accomplish my goals, accomplish my dreams because you never left my side.
And I wanna take this moment to tell you all here, you're live here, millions watching around the world.
I wanna tell you thank you, I love you .... and it is because of you that I'm back in this ring and it is because of you and I give you my word I'm never ever going away!"
Die Arena bebt und Rocky, Rocky, Rocky ertönt es von überall. Er setzt seine Sonnenbrille wieder auf und signalisiert somit, dass es Zeit ist zu elektrisieren, aber hört/lest selbst.
"Simply put, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Rock is BACK! Now The Rock is back because I wanted to do something unprecedented, something no man had ever done before. I wanted to host Wrestlemania. So what happened?
The Rock called Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon said:
Rock, I know why you're calling. I know you know I need a host for Wrestlemania.
Rock, there is only one man electrifying enough to host Wrestlemania.
Rock, there is only one man that can captivate the world.
Rock, that man can only be Justin Bieber!"
Was ein großartiges "Buh" der Masse, inklusive ungefähr dreier verlorener Fans, die am Klatschen oder Jubeln sind! Der folgende Abschnitt ist einer, in dem er sich selbst pusht und die Massen elektrisiert wie kein Zweiter es kann!
"But I told Vince, I said wa...nonono. No, The Rock knows Justin, he's cool, dig, dig the kid, cool kid, BUT:
Make no mistake about it Vince!
There is only ONE MAN capable enough to host Wrestlemania!
That man is the jabroni-beating, lalalalaal-pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, step off the break-put your foot on the gas, always ready to whoop some ass, the People's Champion THE ROCK!
The Rock is going to Wrestlemania, The Rock will host Wrestlemania and at the drop of a dime The Rock will layeth the Smackdown at Wrestlemania!
But to who? That's the question.
Could it be the WWE Champion The Miz?
He's the one that goes around and says I'm The Miz and I'm awesome. I'm awesome, I'm awesome. I hear that all the time, I'm awesome.
Well The Rock ain't no scientist but he pretty much knows, that there's one formula that's a fact. If you gotta run around shooting your mouth off telling everybody how awesome you are, it means you absolutely, undoubtedly unquestionably 100% completely SUCK!
But there's one more man who The Rock wants to see.
There's one more man who The Rock is gonna see.
And that man ... "
Düdülüt..düdülüt, der lachende Michael Cole macht sich schon bereit für seinen Gang zum Computer. "Can I have your attention please! I've just received an E-Mail from the anonymous Raw General Manager!"
"Wohwohwohwohwoh!
Michael Cole if you take one more step to that computer The Rock will get outta here and slap the taste so far out of your mouth that you'll never get it back! Shut Up!
Michael Cole do you actually think that The Rock is just gonna let you walk over to that computer and interupt him when he's LIVE on Raw!
Is that what you think?
You actually think that any of us give a damn about what your general manager has to say?
Michael Cole, is that what you think?"
Michael Cole: I'll tell you what I think..
"It doesn't matter what you think!
What you do Michael Cole, is you sit your ass down on that announcer booth, you take off your headset and you don't say a damn word.
Aaaaand I Quote: You know your damn role and you shut your damn mouth! Because if you don't The Rock will have some pretty cool pictures to post on his Facebook tonight.
Does anyone here wanna contribute to the Rock's Facebook tonight? Really simple: Facebook.com/DwayneJohnson!
If Michael Cole doesn't do as The Rock says, you're gonna get a beautiful picture of The Rock stepping out of this ring, going over to that computer, some of you may know where I'm going with this! The picture you gonna get is The Rock shining it up real nice, turn that son of a bitch sideways and sticking it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass!
Now sit down, you look like a drunk hobbit, sit your ass down!"
Nach kurzer Pause ergreift er wieder das Mikrofon und macht da weiter, wo er ungewollt aufgehört hat.
"There's one man who The Rock is gonna see. There's one man who The Rock has to see face-to-face. A guy who I met, a guy who I thought was a cool guy. I wished him well, happy for his success. When The Rock leaves he comes in and out of the blue eventually he starts talking trash about The Rock. I don't know why and I don't care, but I'm back now, you might have heard of him, his name is John Cena."
Cena sucks! Cena sucks! Cena sucks!
"So let me get this straight!
The WWE has gone from the powerful Austin 3:16.... to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" all the way to "You cant shheee miiiiee!" .... "You can't shhee miiiee" "You can't shhee miieee" What are you playing peek-a-boo? You can't shee miieee! I can shhe you! You can't...Can you shhe miiee?
Oh believe me, we all can see you! We all can see you! A blindfolded sleeping stuck in a basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass! How in the hell do you think we could miss? You come out here with your bright ass purple shirt and before that your bright green shirt and before that your bright orange shirt! You run around here looking like a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles!!!
John Cena, The Rock will see you at Wrestlemania. Just like The Rock will see The Miz at Wrestlemania. Just like he will see everyone at Wrestlemania and just as sure as The Rock, just as sure as The Rock turns Wrestlemania into the most epic Wrestlemania of all time and just as sure as anything can and will happen at Wrestlemania and just as sure as every day John Cena walks out here looking like he just got shot out of Barney the dinosaur's anus is just, is just as sure as The Rock guaran-damn-tees three things at this Wrestlemania.
The Rock guaran-damn-tees to show the world that he's the most electrifying man in ALL of Entertainment!
The Rock guaran-damn-tees at a drop of a dime, just like that, to layeth the Smack-a-down on all their candy asses!
And the last thing and most important The Rock and the millions"
People: "and millions"
"Nonononono, that's not good enough, nononono, The Rock and the millions"
People: "and millions"
"Nonononono, that's still not good enough, The Rock is the People's Champ, you're the backbone of The Rock, when we speak our voices are heard, we all say I bring it, Anaheim the world is watching, Anaheim the world is listening, one more time when The Rock and the millions"
People: "and MILLIONS"
"of The Rock's fans go to Wrestlemania and electrify Wrestlemania and the world like noone else can IF YA SMELLLALALALLALAOOWW WHAT THE ROCK..."
People: "is cooking!"
The Rock wartet und bannt die Massen zum Abschluss noch in seinen Bann, indem er sein Mikrofon eine halbe Minute lang über seinen geneigten Kopf hält.
"IS COOKING!"
Er zieht noch die berühmte Augenbraue hoch, feiert eine Weile auf den Ringseilen, geht aus dem Ring und mit einem sich feiern lassenden The Rock auf der Stage geht Monday Night Raw off-air!