12.01.2004, 17:57
Nein, es geht nicht um BSE!
Habe ich gerade als Mail bekommen, daher die etwas merkwürdige Formatierung :P
Habe ich gerade als Mail bekommen, daher die etwas merkwürdige Formatierung :P
Zitat:SOCIALISM:
> > >> You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
> > >>
> > >>COMMUNISM:
> > >> You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives
> > >> you some milk.
> > >>
> > >>FASCISM:
> > >> You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells
> > >> you some milk.
> > >>
> > >>NAZISM:
> > >> You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots
> > >> you.
> > >>
> > >>BUREAUCRATISM:
> > >> You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots
> > >> one, milks the other and throws the milk away...
> > >>
> > >>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> > >> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
> > >> herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them
> > >> and retire on the income.
> > >>
> > >>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
> > >> to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
> > >> consultant to analyze why the cow dropped
> > >> dead.
> > >>
> > >>A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
> > >> three cows.
> > >>
> > >>A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
> > >> one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
> > >> twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
> > >> cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them
> > >> World-Wide.
> > >>
> > >>A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
> > >> for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
> > >>
> > >>A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. Both are mad.
> > >>
> > >>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
> > >> You break for lunch.
> > >>
> > >>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
> > >> five cows. You count them
> > >> again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again
> > >> and learn you
> > >> have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
>bottle
> > >> of vodka.
> > >>
> > >>A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
> > >> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,
> > >> and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
> > >>
> > >>AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
> > >> You have two cows. You worship till they drop dead!
> > >>
> > >>MALTESE POLITICS:
> > >> You have two cows. The Government says it will
> > >> practice only "sustainable milking" but then proceeds
> > >> to milk them both dry; just to spite the Government
> > >> you grab their excrement & dump it all over the
> > >> countryside; the Government applies to the EU for
> > >> compensation.
