20.03.2005, 10:54
So einen Thread hatten wir schonmal vor einigen Jahren und auf der Page haben wir glaube ich auch so eine Rubrik, aber hier nochmal ein paar neue, ihr koennt natuerlich noch welche hinzufuegen.
Du weisst das du zuviel Wrestling schaust wenn...........
-When everyone you see on the street looks like a wrestler you know...
-You think of it as "selling" when you call in sick to work...
-You try to a drink a beer in your living room the way Steve Austin does, then you have to clean your carpet...
-You expect to hear entrance music when you walk into the office at work...
-You turn "heel" on your boss & whack him with a chair...
-You refer to your wife/girlfriend as a "rat" ...
-At your grandmother's birthday party, you suddenly put her face in the cake & shout "That's for YOU, mama Cornette!"...
-You wear a business suit & a Mr.Wrestling II mask to work...
-You dye your hair blond, go to a biker bar & scream "I'm the Nature Boy! Whoo!"...
-You think everytime that glass breaks, Steve Austin is about to enter
-You're playing baseball and you turn heel on your teammate who scored a homerun when after you claim he "stole your spotlight"
-You tell the people at the end of the line at a store that they need to "pay their dues"
-You compare any winning streak to Goldberg, and any losing streak to Barry Horrowitz
-You hulk up after being punched believing that this will give you immunity to the rest of the punches.
-You blade yourself in a real fight.
-You follow every sentence with "In this very ring"
-After a "quickie" with your significant other you inform the person you wanted to save the good stuff for the pay per view.
.You stop and watch a few minutes of the many Hulk Hogan movies that are on TBS late at night, just because it's wrestling related.
.You sit at your job and wonder when your going to get the call up from the office or stay in the developmentals for the rest of your life....
-When your wife dumps you---you think it is a good angle.
-In a street fight, you try to apply an Indian deathlock, figure four leglock, or abdominal stretch.
-Your friend gets attacked by two guys in a bar and you calmly stand in the corner waiting for him to make the "hot tag."
-Every year or so, you move to another part of the country and change your name, appearance, and personality.
-You realize that you aren't very articulate, so you hire a really obnoxious guy to do your talking for you.
-You have your friend do a run-in in an amateur wrestling match.
-You can't look at a table without imagining ways to throw someone through it.
-In a real fight, you toss your opponent a chair and expect him to stand there holding it as you dropkick it into his face.
-You think that all Mexicans wear masks.
-When you go to shake someone's hand, you look for the crowd's response".
-During a night at the opera while on a date, you start yelling "BOOOOOORING."
-When one of your friends asks where you're going on your vacation, you reply "Monday, we'll be in Longview at the high school...Tuesday night we'll be at the Sports Arena - big 6-man tag so come on out for that one....Thursday we'll be at the Armory for a wild one - and you folks in Salem know what I'm talkin' about..."
-During a geography class at school, your teacher mentions the Sudan & you yell out "That's where Abdullah the Butcher is from"
-A presenter in your office drops his notes at the podium and you try to start a chant of "You ****ed Up! You ****ed up!"
-You are surprised to turn around and see your boss standing behind you as you expected to hear "No Chance in Hell" playing first.
-When your company's CEO asks why you are hitting on his daughter you tell him you are trying to get a push.
-During a lame office party you turn to the guy next to you and ask "Who booked this crap, Russo?"
-You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names
-You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing
-You're out dancing with your wife and she whispers in your ear, "Let's go home," so you slam her to the floor and cover her for the three.
-When your boss is ******* you off you kick him and give him a stunner
-You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!''
-Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes
-If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it
-Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter
-At the end of your work day, before you leave the office, you stare at your hand, shake your head and do a spinerooni.
-Every day you come to work saying "Finally, (your name) has come back to (name of your employer!)"
Du weisst das du zuviel Wrestling schaust wenn...........
-When everyone you see on the street looks like a wrestler you know...
-You think of it as "selling" when you call in sick to work...
-You try to a drink a beer in your living room the way Steve Austin does, then you have to clean your carpet...
-You expect to hear entrance music when you walk into the office at work...
-You turn "heel" on your boss & whack him with a chair...
-You refer to your wife/girlfriend as a "rat" ...
-At your grandmother's birthday party, you suddenly put her face in the cake & shout "That's for YOU, mama Cornette!"...
-You wear a business suit & a Mr.Wrestling II mask to work...
-You dye your hair blond, go to a biker bar & scream "I'm the Nature Boy! Whoo!"...
-You think everytime that glass breaks, Steve Austin is about to enter
-You're playing baseball and you turn heel on your teammate who scored a homerun when after you claim he "stole your spotlight"
-You tell the people at the end of the line at a store that they need to "pay their dues"
-You compare any winning streak to Goldberg, and any losing streak to Barry Horrowitz
-You hulk up after being punched believing that this will give you immunity to the rest of the punches.
-You blade yourself in a real fight.
-You follow every sentence with "In this very ring"
-After a "quickie" with your significant other you inform the person you wanted to save the good stuff for the pay per view.
.You stop and watch a few minutes of the many Hulk Hogan movies that are on TBS late at night, just because it's wrestling related.
.You sit at your job and wonder when your going to get the call up from the office or stay in the developmentals for the rest of your life....
-When your wife dumps you---you think it is a good angle.
-In a street fight, you try to apply an Indian deathlock, figure four leglock, or abdominal stretch.
-Your friend gets attacked by two guys in a bar and you calmly stand in the corner waiting for him to make the "hot tag."
-Every year or so, you move to another part of the country and change your name, appearance, and personality.
-You realize that you aren't very articulate, so you hire a really obnoxious guy to do your talking for you.
-You have your friend do a run-in in an amateur wrestling match.
-You can't look at a table without imagining ways to throw someone through it.
-In a real fight, you toss your opponent a chair and expect him to stand there holding it as you dropkick it into his face.
-You think that all Mexicans wear masks.
-When you go to shake someone's hand, you look for the crowd's response".
-During a night at the opera while on a date, you start yelling "BOOOOOORING."
-When one of your friends asks where you're going on your vacation, you reply "Monday, we'll be in Longview at the high school...Tuesday night we'll be at the Sports Arena - big 6-man tag so come on out for that one....Thursday we'll be at the Armory for a wild one - and you folks in Salem know what I'm talkin' about..."
-During a geography class at school, your teacher mentions the Sudan & you yell out "That's where Abdullah the Butcher is from"
-A presenter in your office drops his notes at the podium and you try to start a chant of "You ****ed Up! You ****ed up!"
-You are surprised to turn around and see your boss standing behind you as you expected to hear "No Chance in Hell" playing first.
-When your company's CEO asks why you are hitting on his daughter you tell him you are trying to get a push.
-During a lame office party you turn to the guy next to you and ask "Who booked this crap, Russo?"
-You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names
-You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing
-You're out dancing with your wife and she whispers in your ear, "Let's go home," so you slam her to the floor and cover her for the three.
-When your boss is ******* you off you kick him and give him a stunner
-You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!''
-Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes
-If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it
-Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter
-At the end of your work day, before you leave the office, you stare at your hand, shake your head and do a spinerooni.
-Every day you come to work saying "Finally, (your name) has come back to (name of your employer!)"
