09.04.2006, 11:55
Aus der Februar 1995 Ausgabe des MAD Magazine stand folgender Artikel ueber Wrestling Fans. Ist heute noch genauso wahr wie vor 10 Jahren. 
-Totally despise that scum of the earth,bad guy wrestler, until he turns good!
-Chant "USA, USA" during a match between a guy from Texas and a guy from Michigan!
(ANM: oder aber bei einem Yokozuna vs Bret Hart Match “USA USA” Chanten, siehe WM 9 und WM 10 )
-Mail video copies of outrageous referee mistakes, so the league will review the tapes and reverse the bad decisions!
-Think that the wrestler recieving a trophy from his fan club will ever get it back home to his shelf!
-Believe that you can get forearms as big and thick as canned hams in four months by training, prayers, and vitamins.
-See nothing wrong with a brother-brother tag team where the two siblings are 37 years apart in age (and one is white and the other is black)!
-Truly believe that next weeks pay-per-view is sure to be "the greatest event EVER!"
-Worry whether the Clinton health care program will provide universal health coverage to wrestlers who accidently swallow turnbuckles!
-Comprehend the by-laws of physics that say if you jump 15 feet in the air and land on top of a lumpy,bony wrestler you'll be fine-but if he moves, and you land on a flat, padded surface, you'll be knocked silly!
-Assume that after being brutally assaulted by 3 wrestlers and a manager with chairs, canes, and electric cattle prods,the only medical way for a wrestler to recover physically is if the audience cclaps rhythmically!
-Wonder about the outcome of a match between Steve "Spinebuster" Spasm, managed by Professor Frederick von Rock, and accompanied by Myron the Gecko lizard,,and Sam Johnson!
-Laugh at those amateurish wimps in the olympics who dont even know how to apply a good "camel clutch"!
-Totally despise that scum of the earth,bad guy wrestler, until he turns good!
-Chant "USA, USA" during a match between a guy from Texas and a guy from Michigan!
(ANM: oder aber bei einem Yokozuna vs Bret Hart Match “USA USA” Chanten, siehe WM 9 und WM 10
)-Mail video copies of outrageous referee mistakes, so the league will review the tapes and reverse the bad decisions!
-Think that the wrestler recieving a trophy from his fan club will ever get it back home to his shelf!
-Believe that you can get forearms as big and thick as canned hams in four months by training, prayers, and vitamins.
-See nothing wrong with a brother-brother tag team where the two siblings are 37 years apart in age (and one is white and the other is black)!
-Truly believe that next weeks pay-per-view is sure to be "the greatest event EVER!"
-Worry whether the Clinton health care program will provide universal health coverage to wrestlers who accidently swallow turnbuckles!
-Comprehend the by-laws of physics that say if you jump 15 feet in the air and land on top of a lumpy,bony wrestler you'll be fine-but if he moves, and you land on a flat, padded surface, you'll be knocked silly!
-Assume that after being brutally assaulted by 3 wrestlers and a manager with chairs, canes, and electric cattle prods,the only medical way for a wrestler to recover physically is if the audience cclaps rhythmically!
-Wonder about the outcome of a match between Steve "Spinebuster" Spasm, managed by Professor Frederick von Rock, and accompanied by Myron the Gecko lizard,,and Sam Johnson!
-Laugh at those amateurish wimps in the olympics who dont even know how to apply a good "camel clutch"!
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