Peoples Board Witzethread #234

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Hier mal zwei Hockey Jokes

-In the distant future.....Patrick Roy is in heaven.God aks him what kind of house he wants?

So he says,"Well I want a biggest house on the street with a pool and hot tub,with 3 levels and alot of rooms.I have won stanley cups and the conn smythe trophy in colorado and montreal."
so God says "ok done..will have a nice house with 3 levels with a pool and hot tub."

So Roy got all he asked but then he looks down the street and sees an gigantic house with a huge pole with an Canucks flag waving in the wind. Patrick Roy was upset and asked God, "How come Robert Luongo has a bigger house then i do?"
God says "thats not his house,thats mine!"


-Sidney Crosby dies and goes to heaven and he meets Paul at the pearly gates. Sidney says to Paul "wow! I realy wasn't expecting this".

Paul tells him not to worry and points over to a sheet of ice and says "look, see that Bruins jersey over there with the number 4 on it? That's Bobby Orr. And that Penguins jersey with the 66, that is Lemieux".

Then Crosbey gets excited and he points and says "yeah, and there is Gretzky in the Oilers jersey!"

Paul kinda laughs and says "no, that's God. He always thinks he's Gretzky"