Zitate/ Songtexte

[Nefercheperur]

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the glory of America is that we didn't know it then.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Pessimism never won any battle.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.
Lyndon B. Johnson

[Souljacker]

Nun auch mal einen Songtext von mir... Es ist nicht irgendein Songtext... sondern indirekt mein eigener privater Theme-Song seit knapp 10 Jahren
... Und auch nach dieser Zeit hat er nichts an seiner Magie verloren...
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Asshole ( by Denis Leary - 1993)

[Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[Mephisto]

Hier mal ein hübscher Text von Eisregen, der mich seit Monaten verfolgt:

Blutgeil
Regle mich, kontrolliere mich und meinen Wahn!
Halt mich ruhig, pump mich voll Drogen, du weißt was sonst passieren kann.
Lösch die Gedanken, dann fessle mich ans Bett!
Schließ die Tür, schließ gut ab und wirf den Schlüssel weg!
Ihr draußen vor der Tür, ihr seid nur glitzernde Fasane.
Ihr irrt erblindet durch die Straßen,
Doch schneidet man ein wenig tiefer,
Verliert den Glanz, die Maskerade.
Habt mich geformt, habt mich genarbt.
Habt mich belogen, und betrogen, und das mein ganzes Leben lang.
Habt meinen Willen deformiert, habt meine Würde korrumpiert.
Habt mir das Hirn verbogen, gefüllt mir meinen Waffenschrank.
Nun bin ich euch zu Dank verpflichtet,
Denn ihr allein gabt mir die Kraft,
Nahmt mir die Hoffnung,
Werdet mich hassen,
Habt letztlich blutgeil mich gemacht.
Jetzt ist es Zeit, die Tür zu öffnen,
Reiß meine Fesseln mir vom Leib,
Dann sieh mich an, sieh was ich kann,
Wenn von uns Zweien nur einer bleibt.
Werde durch eure Straßen wandeln
Und darauf freue ich mich sehr.
Werde unter euch dann sein,
Werd’ Wahrheit nun verbreiten.
Wahr allein ist mein Gewehr,
Werde durch eure Straßen wandeln,
Und darauf freue ich mich sehr,
Werde unter euch dann sein,
Werd’ Wahrheit nun verbreiten,
Wahr allein ist mein Gewehr.

[Nefercheperur]

The first casualty when war comes is the truth.
Hiram Johnson

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Winston Churchill

Of All The Things I've Lost In Life I Miss My Mind The Most.
Ozzy Osbourne

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Mr. Socko]

Ich mische mich auch mal mit ein :winke:

Mit einem klitzekleinen Songtext von....
As I LAy Dying =Darkest Nights :klatscher: :klatscher:

For so long i have felt alone
content to live with unrest
longing faded into countless nights
that buried my weary heart
but you brought an end
to this dead hour
and meaning to a calloused life
held in your arms
but too far from my heart
these thoughts will carry me through
the darkest nights
while your eyes rested in mine
i remember the way you looked at me
and the way you drew me close
with one deep sigh
scattering pieces of my restless mind
forgetting all that we have left behind

Weil gut und so 8)

[Nefercheperur]

“He tried to kill me, so now I must return the favor.”

“Stab him in the liver, in the liver, in the liver.”

“Wrong move, don`t do that to El Guapo.”

“I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in an eye for two eyes.”

“I'm sorry.” Bang! Bang! Bang! ...”No I'm not.”


Bas Rutten is the man. Kimo tut mir irgendwie leid.

[John Smith]

"We could have changed the world. now look at us!
I´ve become a political liability, and you, you´re a joke!
I want you to remember, in all the years to come, in your most private moments ...
I want you to remember, my hand at your throat!
I want you to remember, the one man who beat you ..."

Wer kennt das Zitat? Ich geb euch nen Tip, es ist ein Comicbuch ;-)

[Adrian Adonis]

De Suppprmään

[John Smith]

Hrm, fast! :b

[Nefercheperur]

Shania Twain
Rock This Country!

I woke up this morning with a buzz rollin' 'round in my brain
I haven't been drinkin' but it feels pretty good just the same
It must be contagious-looks like it's goin' around
It's cool once you catch it-you can't keep your feet on the ground
C'mon, c'mon-let's get something started
C'mon, c'mon-let's start something now

We're gonna rock this country
We're gonna rock this country
Every brown-eyed boy-every blue-eyed girl
Gotta really go psycho-give it a whirl
We're gonna rock this country
Right out of this world
Ah-oo-na-na-na...

From Utah to Texas, Minnesota, Mississippi too
Or Nevada, no matter where you live-this buzz is for you

C'mon, c'mon-let's get something started
C'mon, c'mon-let's start something now

We're gonna rock this country
We're gonna rock this country
Every brown-eyed boy-every blue-eyed girl
Gotta really go psycho-give it a whirl
We're gonna rock this country
Right out of this world
Ah-oo-na-na-na...

Ah-oo-na-na-na...

We're pluggin' in the power
Crankin' up the sound
It's comin' your direction
It's headin' to your town
We're kickin' up dust
Blowin' off steam
Let's get nuts now
Everybody scream

We're gonna rock this country
We're gonna rock this country
Every brown-eyed boy-every blue-eyed girl
Gotta really go psycho-give it a whirl
We're gonna rock this country
Right out of this world
Ah-oo-na-na-na...