16.06.2006, 21:36
Und aus einem der besten Filme (The Princess Bride) stammen folgende Zitate (8)
“Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Inconceivable”
“Good Night, Ill most likely kill you in the morning”
Vizzini: “Finish him. Finish him, your way.“
Fezzik: “Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?”
Vizzini: “Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.”
Fezzik: “My way's not very sportsman-like.”
Vizzini: “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.”
Inigo Montoya: “I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.”
Inigo Montoya: “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.”
Buttercup: “We'll never survive.”
Westley: “Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”
Und die genialste Diskussion in einem Film
Man in Black: “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.”
Vizzini: “But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.“
Man in Black: “You've made your decision then?”
Vizzini: “Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”
Man in Black: “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
Vizzini: “Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?”
Man in Black: “Australia.”
Vizzini: “Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're just stalling now.”
Vizzini: “You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.”
Vizzini:” IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!”
Man in Black: “Then make your choice.”
Vizzini: “I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?”
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: “What? Where? I don't see anything.”
Vizzini: “Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.”
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: “You guessed wrong.”
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...”
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: “And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.”
Man in Black: “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
“Inconceivable”
“Good Night, Ill most likely kill you in the morning”
Vizzini: “Finish him. Finish him, your way.“
Fezzik: “Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?”
Vizzini: “Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.”
Fezzik: “My way's not very sportsman-like.”
Vizzini: “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.”
Inigo Montoya: “I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.”
Inigo Montoya: “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.”
Buttercup: “We'll never survive.”
Westley: “Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”
Und die genialste Diskussion in einem Film
Man in Black: “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.”
Vizzini: “But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.“
Man in Black: “You've made your decision then?”
Vizzini: “Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”
Man in Black: “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
Vizzini: “Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?”
Man in Black: “Australia.”
Vizzini: “Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're just stalling now.”
Vizzini: “You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.”
Vizzini:” IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!”
Man in Black: “Then make your choice.”
Vizzini: “I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?”
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: “What? Where? I don't see anything.”
Vizzini: “Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.”
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: “You guessed wrong.”
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...”
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: “And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.”
Man in Black: “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”