30.01.2004, 01:56
-911 Operator: Sir, this is only for emergencies
John McClane: No f*cking shit, does it sound like I'm trying to order a pizza -Die Hard
-Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. -Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes. -Dumb & Dumber
Wyatt Earp: "Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and Bleed???" Tombstone
Und das wirklich absolut genialste ist der Anfang von Full Metal Jacket,da kommt nichts ran
Ich liebe den Drill Sgt Hier mal ein Auszug
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
Did your parents have any children that lived?... I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely fuck you up!
Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with yourrifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
I'll bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there! Couldn't you?!
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
Were you born a fat slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!
Reveille! Reveille! Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump
John McClane: No f*cking shit, does it sound like I'm trying to order a pizza -Die Hard
-Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. -Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.
Harry: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes. -Dumb & Dumber
Wyatt Earp: "Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and Bleed???" Tombstone
Und das wirklich absolut genialste ist der Anfang von Full Metal Jacket,da kommt nichts ran
Ich liebe den Drill Sgt Hier mal ein Auszug You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless!
Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!
Did your parents have any children that lived?... I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely fuck you up!
Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with yourrifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
I'll bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle you could get up there! Couldn't you?!
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
Were you born a fat slimy scumbag, you piece of shit, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!
Reveille! Reveille! Reveille! Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump