05.06.2004, 18:05
Godfather
Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or a senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!
Michael: Oh, who's being naive, Kay?
Godfather II
Michael: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Godfather III
Michael Corleone: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Scarface
Tony Montana: You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Tony: What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f*ckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f*ckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. Last time you're gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Tony: Make way for the bad guy.
Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
Lloyd ... "So where ya headed?"
Mary ... "Aspen."
Lloyd ... "Mmm...California, beautiful."
Harry ... "Where are we gonna go?"
Lloyd ... "...I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
Harry ... "I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes."
Harry ... "What's her last name? I'll look it up."
Lloyd ... "Ahh, you know I don't really recall. Starts with an S."
Harry ... "Maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--."
Lloyd ... "Oh yeah! It's right here, Sampsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S though!"
Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or a senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!
Michael: Oh, who's being naive, Kay?
Godfather II
Michael: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Godfather III
Michael Corleone: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Scarface
Tony Montana: You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Tony: What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f*ckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f*ckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. Last time you're gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Tony: Make way for the bad guy.
Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work fourty hours a week.
Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
Lloyd ... "So where ya headed?"
Mary ... "Aspen."
Lloyd ... "Mmm...California, beautiful."
Harry ... "Where are we gonna go?"
Lloyd ... "...I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
Harry ... "I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes."
Harry ... "What's her last name? I'll look it up."
Lloyd ... "Ahh, you know I don't really recall. Starts with an S."
Harry ... "Maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--."
Lloyd ... "Oh yeah! It's right here, Sampsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S though!"