23.08.2005, 06:30
Hier noch ein paar Filmzitate
-“American Beer is like making love in a canoe - close to water”
Eric Idle, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
-“Cruxifiction is a doddle.”
Old Man, Monty Python's Life of Brain
-“Cuz She's got a Great Ass!!......and your head is all the way up it!!”
Al Pacino in Heat
-“We ride together, we die together, bad boys for life . . . . . we just gota do it on our own.”
Will Smith zu Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys 2.
-Operator :“Sir, this channel is reserved for emergencies only.”
John McLane – “Does it sound like I'm ordering a Pizza!!”
Die Hard
-“It was a dark day for the dude...darker than a dark steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night”.
The Big Lebowski
-“Im doing fine....In fact, I havent had this much sex since I was a boyscout leader.......I was dating alot back then... “
Leslie Nielson (Naked Gun 2 1/2)
-“What we got here is failure to communicate. Some man you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it and I don't like it any more than you man.”
Cool Hand Luke
-“You Talkin to me?”
“Ill kill you, Ill F'n kill you!”
Taxi Driver
-“I got it! You daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear!”
Oscar
-Von Uncle Buck:
Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.
-Full Metal Jacket:
-“Do you suck dicks?”
“sir nor sir! “
“Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose”
-“Private, what is your name?”
“Sir, Private Lawrence, sir”
“Are you royalty?”
“Sir, No, sir”
“Well, only sailors and faggots are named Lawrence, your new name is Private pile!”
-“American Beer is like making love in a canoe - close to water”
Eric Idle, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
-“Cruxifiction is a doddle.”
Old Man, Monty Python's Life of Brain
-“Cuz She's got a Great Ass!!......and your head is all the way up it!!”
Al Pacino in Heat
-“We ride together, we die together, bad boys for life . . . . . we just gota do it on our own.”
Will Smith zu Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys 2.
-Operator :“Sir, this channel is reserved for emergencies only.”
John McLane – “Does it sound like I'm ordering a Pizza!!”
Die Hard
-“It was a dark day for the dude...darker than a dark steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night”.
The Big Lebowski
-“Im doing fine....In fact, I havent had this much sex since I was a boyscout leader.......I was dating alot back then... “
Leslie Nielson (Naked Gun 2 1/2)
-“What we got here is failure to communicate. Some man you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it and I don't like it any more than you man.”
Cool Hand Luke
-“You Talkin to me?”
“Ill kill you, Ill F'n kill you!”
Taxi Driver
-“I got it! You daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear!”
Oscar
-Von Uncle Buck:
Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.
-Full Metal Jacket:
-“Do you suck dicks?”
“sir nor sir! “
“Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose”
-“Private, what is your name?”
“Sir, Private Lawrence, sir”
“Are you royalty?”
“Sir, No, sir”
“Well, only sailors and faggots are named Lawrence, your new name is Private pile!”