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[Scott Hall]

Only sheep need a leader!!
NOMEANSNO

Zum derzeitigen Ereignis:

Nicht weit von uns im Westen, da liegt ein kleines Land,
das ich immer, wenn ich da war, ziemlich überzeugend fand.
Ein Land mit alten Windmühlen und netten kleinen Städten,
mit Bami, Vla, Frikandeln und fritierten Fleischkroketten.

In Edam gibts den Käse und in Amsterdam die Grachten,
ich steh auf Fraun in Holzschuhen und blauweißroten Trachten,
ich komme gern zum Baden und ich bleib auch gern zum Zelten,
ja sie sind tolle Nachbarn, und doch trennen uns Welten.

Ich liebe Superskunk und ich liebe Sauce special.
Aber eine Sache gibts, da bin ich meganational.
Es kam über die Jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest.
Solangs um Fußball geht, hasse ich Holland wie die Pest.

Grad bei wichtigen Turniern sollt man sich nicht dafür geniern.
Was kann schlimmeres passiern, als daß wir gegen die verliern?
Beide ham wir unsern Rudi, wir ham ihren nie bespuckt,
ein guter Deutscher denkt europäisch, außer, wenn er kicken kuckt.

Ich liebe Superskunk und ich liebe Sauce special.
Aber eine Sache gibts, da bin ich meganational.
Es kam über die Jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest.
Solangs um Fußball geht, hasse ich Holland wie die Pest.

Ich weiß, du bist da schlauer, du bist nicht so ein Prolet,
immer locker, selbst wenns eins null für die Niederlande steht.
Wer sich aufregt wegen Fußball, ist ein armer Idiot.
Fick dich selbst, wenn ich Oranje sehe, seh ich nun mal rot.

Ich liebe Superskunk und ich liebe Sauce special.
Aber eine Sache gibts, da bin ich meganational.
Es kam über die Jahre und jetzt sitzt es ziemlich fest.
Solangs um Fußball geht, hasse ich Holland wie die Pest.
Solangs um Fußball geht, hasse ich Holland wie die Pest.
Joint Venture

[Scott Hall]

Okay einen zum Raten: Aus welchem Film stammt das folgende Zitat:

"Irgendeiner wartet immer."

[Adrian Adonis]

Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod?

[Scott Hall]

Original von Adrian_Adonis
Spiel mir das Lied vom Tod?

genau!

[Peruh]

und dass hier:

"Dass is wirklich sehr interresant"

Tipp:

1.Es ist die erste Vortsentzung eines Films von der Hauptpersohn
(auf deutsch;Die hauptpersohn hat bisher keine vortsetzung auser diese gemacht)

2.Es is mein lieblingsfilm

[Nefercheperur]

Und aus einem der besten Filme (The Princess Bride) stammen folgende Zitate (8)

“Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

“Inconceivable”

“Good Night, Ill most likely kill you in the morning”

Vizzini: “Finish him. Finish him, your way.“
Fezzik: “Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... which one's my way?”
Vizzini: “Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.”
Fezzik: “My way's not very sportsman-like.”

Vizzini: “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.”

Inigo Montoya: “I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.”

Inigo Montoya: “Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.”

Buttercup: “We'll never survive.”
Westley: “Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.”


Und die genialste Diskussion in einem Film

Man in Black: “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.”
Vizzini: “But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.“
Man in Black: “You've made your decision then?”
Vizzini: “Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”
Man in Black: “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
Vizzini: “Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?”
Man in Black: “Australia.”
Vizzini: “Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're just stalling now.”
Vizzini: “You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
Man in Black: “You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.”
Vizzini:” IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!”
Man in Black: “Then make your choice.”
Vizzini: “I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?”
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: “What? Where? I don't see anything.”
Vizzini: “Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.”
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: “You guessed wrong.”
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...”
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: “And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.”
Man in Black: “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

[Nefercheperur]

Hier ein paar Zitate aus Canadian Bacon

-Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!
Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"
[riot intensifies]
Kabral: People! People! Can't we all just get along?


-Roy Boy: How come you never see any black guys playing hockey?
Kabral: Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it!


-General Panzer: What do you want to do, sir? About Russia, sir?
U.S. President: Yeah, why don't we call up and find out who's in charge over there this week.


-Boomer: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.


-Russian President: Mr. President, please. Is this why you called us here? We already gave up! You won! We are too busy trying to perfect universal indoor plumbing!


-Russian President: You're in charge of the world, now. Don't be such a sore winner!


-Smiley: How do you know that was a nuclear facility?
General Panzer: Well, they tricked us on that one. That's a hospital. But it's a hell of a strike!


-U.S. President: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.


-Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.


-TV Announcer describes the Canadian National Tower in Toronto
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor: It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.


-R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick.

[Nefercheperur]

“Life is only interesting on the edges”
Francis Bacon

“Those who lack courage will always find a philosophy to justify it”
Albert Camus

“War does not determine who is right but who is left.”
Bertrand Russell

“Not everything that can be counted counts. Not everything that counts can be counted.”
Albert Einstein

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison

“Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.”
Thomas Edison

[Nefercheperur]

“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in that grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.”
-Theodore Roosevelt

“You put out, boy, you suck up your gut, give it all you've got and you give me that second effort. You give me that much, boy...and I'll show you glory.”
-Paul Bear Bryant

“Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They are made of sweat, determination, desire, and a hard to find alloy called guts.”
-Dan Gable

“What I'm gonna try and do is work it out so it's an all guts race at the end and if it is, I'm the only one who can win.”
-Steve Prefontaine

“We need people who influence their peers and who cannot be detoured from their convictions by peers who do not have the courage to have any convictions.”
-Joe Paterno

“I sought advice and cooperation from all those around me- but not permission.”
-Muhammad Ali

“I'd like to say that the quality of any man's life is a full measure of that man's personal commitment to excellence and to victory, regardless of what field he may be in.”
-Vince Lombardi

“Most people run a race to see who is the fastest, I run a race to see who has the most guts.”
-Steve Prefontaine

“I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.”
-Michelangelo

“Don't tell me how rocky the sea is, just bring the darn ship in.”
-Lou Holtz

“You could be the world's best garbage man, the world's best model; it don't matter what you do if you're the best.”
-Mahammad Ali

“It's never an upset if the so-called underdog has all along considered itself the better team.”
-Woody Hayes

“Hold yourself to a higher standard than victory.”
-Bill Bowerman

“What warrior have you ever heard of that wanted to avoid a battle? A true warrior wants to battle the scariest guy out there.”
-Frank Mir

“What profession isn't tough, when your trying to be the very best?”
-Dan Gable

[The dangerous Dave]

"Rauchen tötet. Es sei denn, Sie werden ermordet. Wenn Sie in der Nähe eines Rauchers sind, werden Sie sterben. Raucher mögen locker aussehen und dass sie ihren Spaß haben, aber glauben sie es nicht. Kreuzen Sie „Ja“ an auf Antrag 421. Lassen Sie uns Rauchen überall verbieten - sogar in den privaten vier Wänden und anständigen Bürgern erlauben, jeden legal zu töten, der raucht. Lassen Sie uns in einer Welt ohne Raucher leben. Verbote funktionieren - lassen Sie’s uns beweisen. Lassen Sie uns die Nahrungskette an erste Stelle stellen. Es ist Zeit, die Raucher in der Pfeife zu rauchen. Kreuzen Sie „Ja“ an auf Antrag 421."

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